15 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Really Hit Home

[naturalmanenyc]

15 Hilarious Tweets About Married Life That Really Hit Home
By Archit Tripathi

http://www.wimp.com/15-hilarious-tweets-about-married-life-that-really-hit-home/

When the honeymoon is over, couples start getting real with each other. The key to a good marriage is compromise. Whether it’s about who does what chores around the house or who’s picking dinner, a healthy give-and-take ratio is what makes a long-lasting marriage possible. Of course, venting on Twitter from time to time doesn't hurt either.

Whether you’ve been married for ten years or ten days, every couple can relate to these 15 tweets. Check out our list of some of the funniest jokes about marriage as told by the Internet - then clean out the dishwasher. Seriously, there’s a bowl-and-cup Mount Everest in the sink.

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[momi]

Funny and so true unfortunately. lol

 

[PretteePlease]

I almost cried at this one edit to say I'm actually crying and my underarms are itching

 

[Femmefatal1981]

#11 has been the last 10 yrs of my life. I might as well send my 4 yr old to find stuff...

 

[IslandMummy]

#11 has been the last 10 yrs of my life. I might as well send my 4 yr old to find stuff...

FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JFC
My eye started twitching just reading it

11 & 12 hit right in the chest lol

I almost cried at this one

I'm still laughing

 

[LostInAdream]

Number 3 is so me

 

[SoniT]

These are funny. I love number 15. I need to use that on my husband.

 

[Pat Mahurr]

I laughed, but I also thought about stuff DH has done, and I got re-pissed at him.

Is there a word for when you're both amused and mad?

 

[Z-kitty]

Number 11. If DH wakes me up at 6am one more time and asks me where did HE put his phone clip..... I'm going postal.

 

[claudzie]

Number 14 is so funny

 

[naturalmanenyc]

I sent screen shots to DH of 10 & 11.

I asked recently him, by text, to bring home ground turkey which is at the store near where they sell the rotisserie chickens.
He brought home a rotisserie chicken and tried to convince me that's what I said to purchase. I had to laugh.
I've resorted to sending photos of packaging. That works better than being too detailed in a written text.

He couldn't find the soy sauce a few days ago for his fried rice.
It's a 32 oz jug in the same place it's been for weeks since he bought it at Costco.
I always laugh since he "looks" for the "missing" item for at least a full 2 minutes before he finally gives up to ask me.

 

[locabouthair]

I'm still laughing at the raccoon one. Lol thanks OP.

 

[SmileyNY]

This me.... except I'm the husband

 

[SheenaVee]

Number 9, 10, 11, 12 are so accurate for me.

 

[Miss617]

#11 applies to me and DH. We are always overlooking stuff right in front of us.

 

[Supergirl]

Love it!!! So funny

 

[jdvzmommy]

Yup.

 

[FemmeCreole]

#11. I'm mad thinking about it

 

[naturalmanenyc]

Just sent DH to the store with no written list.
Waiting to see what he comes back with. Last time I asked for sour cream he brought back cream cheese.

 

[sunnieb]

Thanks for the laugh!

When talking to other wives it's hilarious when we realize our husbands do the same stuff!

Doesn't matter about age, race, location. Now I understand why. They have to wait their turn to use "the brain"!

 

[naturalmanenyc]

He got sour cream!!!

 

[LunadeMiel]

Yup.

I wanted two Kitten DH said no cats. I got two kittens

 

[LunadeMiel]

He got sour cream!!!

At least he got something with cheese

 

[Loving]

My sister got married 8 months ago and she asked me today if men are born without organizational skills and if it's something that we can teach them. I hollered.

I've only been married 3 years and don't know if I should laugh or cry at the fact that I can relate to most of these tweets.

 

[Southernbella.]

This me.... except I'm the husband

I was gonna say, I think dh is more mature than me cuz most of these...

 

[jdvzmommy]

I wanted two Kitten DH said no cats. I got two kittens

That's exactly how I got my puppies.

 

[Mai Tai]

This on had me HOLLERING! I really have to pray whenever my husband goes to the grocery store and can count on 2 hands how many phone calls I'll get during a 1 hour grocery trip. One time he Facetimed me and I had to walked him through his shopping trip because he SWORE the grocery store was out of bread.

When he found it he was like "Oh...they must have moved it." I was like "Negative. You see that big sign at the beginning of each isle? The one that says 'Bread and Tortillas'? THAT'S where the bread is!"

 

[OriginalMe]

#11 has been the last 10 yrs of my life. I might as well send my 4 yr old to find stuff...

The other night one of the twins was crying in his crib. DH got up to give him his pacifier, couldn't find it, and woke me to ask where it was. I was literally half asleep in the bed, and was still able to see from across the hall that it was sitting right on the side of his crib. DH totally missed it. Ridiculous.

 

[PretteePlease]

The other night one of the twins was crying in his crib. DH got up to give him his pacifier, couldn't find it, and woke me to ask where it was. I was literally half asleep in the bed, and was still able to see from across the hall that it was sitting right on the side of his crib. DH totally missed it. Ridiculous.

I want to fight him. You have twins sleep is precious.

 

[DarkAngell]

FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JFC
My eye started twitching just reading it

11 & 12 hit right in the chest lol


I'm still laughing

For realllll. I came in to post about #11 too!

The other day he was heading to the bathroom. I asked him to bring me the blue shirt hanging up in there when he comes out. I specified (because i know how he is) it's blue. Plain blue. Nothing on it. Its plain regular deregular royal blue. He comes back with a shirt that has a TOUCH of blue detail saying this was the only shirt he could find with any blue on it. I went in there and sure enough .... why tf did the plain ole royal blue shirt literally smack me right in my face from the breeze that kicked up from opening the bathroom door?!!!