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SmartyPants

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Sparkpeople.com (the diet website) sends you an email with the title "How to Stretch" and your mind automatically thinks stretching relaxers!

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When you watch the number of online members in the haircare forum drop from 500 something to the low 100's....
 
I got that email yesterday and I was like, "What does Spark know about stretching?!?!?!?" Then I realized, "Ooops, they mean stretching your muscles!" Wow...I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that. (Wipes the sweat off my brow)
 
when you start using LHCF acronyms irl. I was talking to someoneand I kept saying my "d-h" and she finally stopped me to say who is dh? OOPS!
 
when you have to be up by 5 am and you keep opening fotki, first by visiting one fotki then opening the fotkis of other members who look interesting uuug and before you know it, it is 3am.
 
When your significant other says, "Why don't you leave me alone and go on your hair forum thingy, or something!" In the middle of an argument.

ETA: When your baby hair is as long as your regular hair...:look:
 
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When you talk about Co-washing, Pre-pooing, and the MUA :blah: :blah: (make up artist), to none hair board people. And the use of DH, DS, and DD!!
 
When you get so caught up in posting that you stay extra hours at work acting you are finishing up "projects" :look:
 
When you're standing in the middle of the isle of the BSS with your blackberry in hand searching like crazy thinking "what did that person say worked well?!?!?!?!?!"
 
When every hair product I purchase I come here to get reviews first.

When my last sign in time was a week ago..because I never signed out.lol Never know when I may need some advice from the board:yep:
 
When your family members asks you did you take the olive oil from the kitchen because they know you use it on your hair.

To which I replied nooooo, I have my OWN olive oil stash thank you very much!!!
 
When you diagnose stranger's hair problems.
I've thought about printing out LHCF business cards and passing it off like psst :sekret: "you've been chosen"
 
When ur so use to using LCHF acronmys like ORS and for get what it stands for in IRL. Happened to me just yesterday.
 
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You think everybody with a bun is a LHCF member.

When I get to WalMart and all the aloe vera gel (or another one of my favs) is gone I wonder which one of ya'll bought all of it.
 
When you realize that people you used to think knew so much actually have worse hair practices than you did.

When you:rolleyes: at people who wash their hair 1x a month consistently tell you how good black protein gel is for your hair. :sad:
 
When your cooking oils double as hair oils...e.g. Coconut and Olive oil...:look:

and you use your hair oils to cook when you haven't gone grocery shopping in a while...
 
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- before posting about a sale you saw at a local BSS, you buy a whole bunch so those Boston *****s don't hog your stash

- you look at strangers with frizzy hair and think to yourself "wow some moisture and gel would really help that child. too bad I can't tell her"

- you look at the women in front of you walking and think she's APL, BSL, etc..

- your hair grows and grows yet you think its short (hair anorexia)

- you know what hair anorexia is

LMaO!
 
Calia001 said:
When you diagnose stranger's hair problems.
I've thought about printing out LHCF business cards and passing it off like psst :sekret: "you've been chosen"
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YASSSS!!! :yep: I did that today! This girl at Walmarts hair was SOOO stiff. I thought to myself "she needs LHCF." :sad: Or even when I see folks with gorgeous hair I'm thinkin, "she's probably on LHCF." :grin:
 
-when u go to the store and go straight to the health & beauty section and have a conversation with yourself about what someone on LHCF said about each product.

-when you can't wait to wash you hair to try a new technique recommended by one of the glorious WL's.

-when "hair porn" actually becomes a part of your vocabulary.

-when you've added 5 or more new products to ur "wish list" in one sitting.

*side note* I just joined this month and I'm already addicted! This has happened in less than 3 weeks. Lol :ohwell:
 
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