Aliens from Outerspace on LHCF?

[zanna]

Okaaay, well spill it on the hair reggie...er umm I mean...

Oh Great Wiiiiiiiise Oooonnnnneeee..... share your secrets pleeeeeeeese!

Your hair is just eye bulging gawgus.

thank you!
Ok I will just give me a minute I will be right back.

 

[EMJazzy]

...Dang, I need a new computer set up. This screen is just too close for my big giant eyes...The keyboard is hard on my three finger hands. Typing is cumbersome...so er that's why I don't post often...

 

[Lavendar]

This is great!!! And I agree, I wanna know what they are using on their hair!!! Give up the secrets ladies!!!

 

[Ballerina_Bun]

Silly earthling!

This thread is so cute and funny

 

[kweenameena]

This is great!!! And I agree, I wanna know what they are using on their hair!!! Give up the secrets ladies!!!

Why you tryna act like you're not one of "them"

Your hair is gorgeous!

 

[zanna]

for mscocoface anddddd otherssssssss here are my secretttssss:

I was miss april 2003 feature of the month with very simple regimen, and was relaxing every 2 months, no heat ect ( if you want to go back to read it)
Now I totaly changed my eating habit and my conception about health and saying healthy but that's another subjet so about my hair.

I made some changes:
-I relax very mildly every 6 months making sure I do not touch my scalp with the relaxer as much as I can.
-I wash my hair once a week with organic shampoos ( jason organic, smooth as silk giovanni organic shampoo) and condition with millcreek botanicals jojoba conditioner and giovanni conditioner)(all those are found in healthfood stores).
-Before I wash I massage my hair with the oil combo I described on the vatika coconut oil thread leave it overnight or for about eight hours then wash.
- a detangle my hair under the shower
- I wrap my hair in a towel for 1/2 hour
- I put some serum it my hair, then jojoba oil mixed with coconut oil in the palm of my hand and spread the oil in my hair.
-Then I make 6 sections in my hair and make bantoo nots in those sections. they will stay in my hair until it's completely dry.
I never use heat to dry my hair.
I use heat only when I do hot oil treatment about every 4 months, a hennalucent treatment (from sallys B Sup)about every 4 months and an occational flat iron maybe twice a year!
I mostly wear my hair up in a bun, I eat a lot of raw veggies and fruits, beans and very little meat. oh yeah, and I drink a lot of water, no sodas ever, and no juice unless I use my juicer to juice veggies and fruit. I take vit E, MSM, and Flax seed oil for my health but It's good for my hair too! II workout about 3 times a week and sleep 8 hours a night I cleanse my body every 6 month to get rid of toxins and maximise good digestion and good nutrient intake.
That's it girls. I am simple If you read my regiment back in 2003 it was simple too. Now I went on the healthy side.

Thank you for " listerning" I will post this on my fotki site.
that's my regiment
Sincerely
Zanna

 

[eunique]

funny post!

 

[Sepia_Rose]

This thread is just too funny.

 

[MissMusic]

Ya'll are too funny

 

[Tee]

^ Don't trust her--She's one of em!!!!!

just j/k

I agree with this 100%.

...Dang, I need a new computer set up. This screen is just too close for my big giant eyes...The keyboard is hard on my three finger hands. Typing is cumbersome...so er that's why I don't post often...

Priceless!

This is great!!! And I agree, I wanna know what they are using on their hair!!! Give up the secrets ladies!!!

Stop playing and represent your home planet.

OP....Great thread. Well needed with all the 'extra' that has been going on.

 

[lovenharmony]

Ok, I need to know where the mothership is so I can climb on board...


TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADERRRRR!!!!! LOL

You ladies are a trip!

 

[MissNina]

Silly earthling!

THIS CRACKED ME UP!!!

I can hear the X Files theme song in the distance....

I heard the Twilight Zone. . .

I agree with this 100%.

...Dang, I need a new computer set up. This screen is just too close for my big giant eyes...The keyboard is hard on my three finger hands. Typing is cumbersome...so er that's why I don't post often...

OMG... you ladies are so silly. . .I love it!

 

[Paradox]

for mscocoface and others

I was miss april 2003 feature of the month with very simple regimen, and was relaxing every 2 months, no heat ect ( if you want to go back to read it)
Now I totaly changed my eating habit and my conception about health and saying healthy but that's another subjet so about my hair.

I made some changes:
-I relax very mildly every 6 months making sure I do not touch my scalp with the relaxer as much as I can.
-I wash my hair once a week with organic shampoos ( jason organic, smooth as silk giovanni organic shampoo) and condition with millcreek botanicals jojoba conditioner and giovanni conditioner)(all those are found in healthfood stores).
-Before I wash I massage my hair with the oil combo I described on the vatika coconut oil thread leave it overnight or for about eight hours then wash.
- a detangle my hair under the shower
- I wrap my hair in a towel for 1/2 hour
- I put some serum it my hair, then jojoba oil mixed with coconut oil in the palm of my hand and spread the oil in my hair.
-Then I make 6 sections in my hair and make bantoo nots in those sections. they will stay in my hair until it's completely dry.
I never use heat to dry my hair.
I use heat only when I do hot oil treatment about every 4 months, a hennalucent treatment (from sallys B Sup)about every 4 months and an occational flat iron maybe twice a year!
I mostly wear my hair up in a bun, I eat a lot of raw veggies and fruits, beans and very little meat. I take vit E, MSM, and Flax seed oil for my health but It's good for my hair too! II workout about 3 times a week and sleep 8 hours a night I cleanse my body every 6 month to get rid of toxins and maximise good digestion and good nutrient intake.
That it girls. I am simple If you read my regiment back in 2003 it was simple too. Now I went on the healthy side.

Thank you for " listerning" I will post this on my fotki site.
that's my regiment
Sincerely
Zanna

I really like that you emphasize health, because that is the key component to growing hair. I am really working hard to be healthy.

 

[zanna]

I really like that you emphasize health, because that is the key component to growing hair. I am really working hard to be healthy.

Thank you Oneya
Zanna

 

[Forever in Bloom]

I speak alien: "Klaatu barada nikto!"

Also, if any of you lovely long-haired ladies wants to pull an "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" on me, feel free to grab a spare pod from your closet. I am willing to make the sacrifice Just make sure to infuse it with some essential oils or whatever aliens use for maximum growth.

 

[mistee11]

LHCF SISTAHS ARE DOIN' IT FOR THEMSELVES!! All of you are so smart and talented!

 

[mistee11]

I speak alien: "Klaatu barada nikto!"

Also, if any of you lovely long-haired ladies wants to pull an "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" on me, feel free to grab a spare pod from your closet. I am willing to make the sacrifice Just make sure to infuse it with some essential oils or whatever aliens use for maximum growth.

This is too cute!

 

[Irresistible]

nanu nanu

 

[hopeful]

Silly earthling!

This is one of the cutest threads I've seen in awhile, LHCF at its best.

This is great!!! And I agree, I wanna know what they are using on their hair!!! Give up the secrets ladies!!!

Lavender you are not fooling anyone, it is obvious that you are one of them.

nanu nanu

I knew it!

 

[CenteredGirl]

Ya'll have me rolling. Someone should start an "LCHF Alien List"! I'm so glad to be part of this funny, educated, sassy and whitty group.

 

[queen_t]

I speak alien: "Klaatu barada nikto!"

Also, if any of you lovely long-haired ladies wants to pull an "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" on me, feel free to grab a spare pod from your closet. I am willing to make the sacrifice Just make sure to infuse it with some essential oils or whatever aliens use for maximum growth.

And they thought fotki was an earth word........

 

[Lucky's Mom]

for mscocoface anddddd otherssssssss here are my secretttssss:

I was miss april 2003 feature of the month with very simple regimen, and was relaxing every 2 months, no heat ect ( if you want to go back to read it)
Now I totaly changed my eating habit and my conception about health and saying healthy but that's another subjet so about my hair.

I made some changes:
-I relax very mildly every 6 months making sure I do not touch my scalp with the relaxer as much as I can.
-I wash my hair once a week with organic shampoos ( jason organic, smooth as silk giovanni organic shampoo) and condition with millcreek botanicals jojoba conditioner and giovanni conditioner)(all those are found in healthfood stores).
-Before I wash I massage my hair with the oil combo I described on the vatika coconut oil thread leave it overnight or for about eight hours then wash.
- a detangle my hair under the shower
- I wrap my hair in a towel for 1/2 hour
- I put some serum it my hair, then jojoba oil mixed with coconut oil in the palm of my hand and spread the oil in my hair.
-Then I make 6 sections in my hair and make bantoo nots in those sections. they will stay in my hair until it's completely dry.
I never use heat to dry my hair.
I use heat only when I do hot oil treatment about every 4 months, a hennalucent treatment (from sallys B Sup)about every 4 months and an occational flat iron maybe twice a year!
I mostly wear my hair up in a bun, I eat a lot of raw veggies and fruits, beans and very little meat. oh yeah, and I drink a lot of water, no sodas ever, and no juice unless I use my juicer to juice veggies and fruit. I take vit E, MSM, and Flax seed oil for my health but It's good for my hair too! II workout about 3 times a week and sleep 8 hours a night I cleanse my body every 6 month to get rid of toxins and maximise good digestion and good nutrient intake.
That's it girls. I am simple If you read my regiment back in 2003 it was simple too. Now I went on the healthy side.

Thank you for " listerning" I will post this on my fotki site.
that's my regiment
Sincerely
Zanna

Zanna??????OMG........
Zanna is definately not from this planet.........I have no words for the beauty of your hair.........I give up...... I am going to go drown my sorrows now.....in Conditioner.....

 

[TrendySocialite]

Lol!!!!!!!!

If I weren't experiencing growth myself, I would feel the same way...LOL And there are a few things in the BSS you can use...but your better products are in the kitchen or grocery store. My mom looked under my sink and was like "What in the world are you cooking in the bathroom?!?!?!"

 

[Lucky's Mom]

Lol!!!!!!!!

If I weren't experiencing growth myself, I would feel the same way...LOL And there are a few things in the BSS you can use...but your better products are in the kitchen or grocery store. My mom looked under my sink and was like "What in the world are you cooking in the bathroom?!?!?!"

HAAAAA - Totally true. DH asks... "is this for food or for your hair?" - Can I eat this bananna???? - Hilarious

 

[Ballerina_Bun]

nanu nanu

I knew it. You are from the Planet Ork. ... Tell Mork I said Hi

 

[Christa438]

Ya'll have me rolling. Someone should start an "LCHF Alien List"! I'm so glad to be part of this funny, educated, sassy and whitty group.

Okay ...drumroll...and the aliens are:

Centered Girl! (trying to throw us off her trail because she started the thread but I can spot em anywhere can't get past me)

Irresistible!

Zanna! (definitely an alien name but pretty though)

Queen T!

Ballerina Bun! (un huh I see ya)

Chicoro!

Y'all, help identify the rest!

 

[DaRealist]

LOL
This is a great fun thread!

 

[mscocoface]

Mscocoface Daily Diary:

Talk with the aliens today (is that politically correct?) anyway contimplating going from 50% raw to 75% raw daily.

One alien showed her reggie so don't forget to stalk her fokti, er uhm check it out for research (as I grab my jug of water and eat my grapes).

Okay, got some work to do, research chica lots of research. Got to become one of them!


PS. Remember to thank the aliens, I mean other life forms for sharing their knowledge and wisdom. Don't want them leaving Earth for another planet looking for women who have short hair and want to grow it long and healthy.

 

[CenteredGirl]

Okay ...drumroll...and the aliens are:

Centered Girl! (trying to throw us off her trail because she started the thread but I can spot em anywhere can't get past me) SAY WHAT??? I'm struggling here-- REALLY!!! I say SamanthaJones and her momma are aliens (it's obvious)

Irresistible!

Zanna! (definitely an alien name but pretty though)

Queen T!

Ballerina Bun! (un huh I see ya)

Chicoro!

Y'all, help identify the rest!

I agree with all above + Samantha/her Momma and IRRISISTABLE - I present as evidence her "Salt Remix Thread" suspicious!

 

[Lucky's Mom]

I agree with all above + Samantha/her Momma and IRRISISTABLE - I present as evidence her "Salt Remix Thread" suspicious!

WHAT???? :creatures

Me?????????????????