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Going to jail..what products should I bring?

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lilamae

lilamae

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Okay, okay I'm not really going to jail. But if you were and the officers only allowed you 1 brand of the following products..which would you bring:

you get...
1 conditioner
1 Shampoo
1 relaxer
1 serum or oil
1 reconstructor
ONLY 1 of each!

I would bring
AO Honeysuckle rose Conditioner
Pantene Moisturizing Shampoo
Affirm Mild Relaxer
Coconut oil
Aphogee 2 minute reconstructor

Man that was hard! Your turn...
 
If I'm in jail I don't deserve any salon quality products, so here are my bare bones basics.
Cholesterol
Creme of Nature
If I'm in jail it's time to transition.
Coconut Oil
Eqyss Mega-Tek or ORS
 
African Royale Soft As Me Shampoo
Miss Keys 10 en 1 Super Conditioner
Olive Oil
Henna (in lieu of relaxer)
African Royale Daily Doctor (in lieu of Reconstructor)

* My natural hair LOVES African Royale Products for whatever reason (I think its the herbs :yep:)
 
:lachen:at this title. When I read it I really thought u were serious. You get 5 stars for that mess...

I would bring everything in the Sedal Keraforce line, Dudley's DRC-28, magnetic rollers, and bone combs.
 
why i got to be going to jail??? why cant i be going to a island or to a foreign country with limited access to the internet or hard getting products???

im just playing LOL i just thought i would add that...

Suave shampoos--all of them
 
Hmm...this is tough, here it goes

Profective Moisturizing conditioner (it's cheap and effective)
Dove "Beautifully Clean" shampoo (the only time I shampoo is to clarify)
Profective no-damage relaxer (mixed with conditioner and oil...the lawyer in me found the loophole)
my home mix of: EVOO/Kemi/Rosemary oil
Aphogee reconstructer

That would do me good.
 
For the mayo...get it from the kitchen/lunch room. Also, you don't wanna look too good...you may end someone's woman...LOL
 
Baking Soda
QP Elasta Intense Conditioner
Coconut oil
Glaze
My Bible:lachen:


And why did I really think you were going to jail?????!!!!!....:lachen:
 
Silk Elements Luxurious Conditioner
CON green poo
Silk Elements regular no-lye
Silk Drops
Garnier Fructis Color Shield Leave In Cream (I don't use a reconstructor, so I just chose a leave in :grin: )
 
Yall know yal would not be able to bring no products to jail(iunno fo real).
But I would bring my:

Redkin Amino pon shampoo
ORS Replenishing packs
My suave daily moisture conditioner
Chi Silk Infusions
And a wide tooth comb.
 
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1god1 said:
For the mayo...get it from the kitchen/lunch room. Also, you don't wanna look too good...you may end someone's woman...LOL
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Hint why I didn't throw a relaxer kit in. I would use that time to stretch my relaxer. I would be wet bunning everyday up in that piece. Don't want no one running they crack fingers through my head.
 
you get...
1 conditioner - phytojoba
1 Shampoo - phytojoba
1 relaxer - phytospecific
1 serum or oil - camellia oil
1 reconstructor - silk peptide powder
ONLY 1 of each!
 
Dang! You got me with that title. :lachen:

1 conditioner - Aveda Brilliant
1 Shampoo - Shikakai oil mix
1 relaxer - Phyto
1 serum or oil - red palm butter (my mix)
1 reconstructor - MegaTek spiked with SAA


What no leave-in?
 
All things Ayurveda! :cloud9:




1 conditioner - Suave Biobasics Conditioner
1 Shampoo - A quart of homemade herbal poo :look: (that's still one thing)
1 relaxer - Henna
1 serum or oil - Vatika Oil
1 reconstructor - A bag 'o avocados (WHAT! no one said we couldn't bring bulk.:lachen:)

Jilbre Shower comb (that's not really a hair product!:rolleyes:)
 
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What a catchy thread/title! :grin:

Mine are:
Kenra MC
CON (green) poo
ORS Lye
JBCO
Joico K Pak Reconstruct

And you better believe I'm bringing my Bible too! :yep:
 
Wow, those officers would be nice even to let me bring a conditioner! I've seen people's hair after getting out of jail for a long time, and it looks a hot mess! But here's what I'd bring:

1 conditioner-CitreSoft Conditioner
1 Shampoo-Castile soap
1 relaxer-S&B ultimate protection
1 serum or oil-Coconut oil
1 reconstructor-I'd bring my deep conditioner

Wow, I never thought it'd be that hard to narrow everything down. Could it be that I'm more of a PJ than I thought :look:
 
1 conditioner - Wen Fig Cleansing Conditioner
1 Shampoo - Wen Tea Tree Cleansing Conditioner
1 relaxer - Affirm Sensitive Scalp
1 serum or oil - Castor oil
1 reconstructor - Ojon Restorative Treatment
1 moisturizer - Ojon Tawaka Rejuvenating Cream
 
sareca said:
Dang! You got me with that title. :lachen:

1 conditioner - Aveda Brilliant
1 Shampoo - Shikakai oil mix
1 relaxer - Phyto
1 serum or oil - red palm butter (my mix)
1 reconstructor - MegaTek spiked with SAA


What no leave-in?
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Dang I forgot the leave in!!!
 
Such a cute thread. :)

Here is what I would bring:

1 conditioner - Dark & Lovely Instant Conditioner
1 Shampoo - Creme of Nature Regular Shampoo (red label)
1 relaxer - Dark and Lovely No-Lye Conditioning Relaxer (regular)
1 serum or oil - Smooth & Shine Serum
1 reconstructor - Deep Brilliance RECONSTRUCT (Deep Protein Reconstructor)
 
1 shampoo: Keracare Moisturizing
1 conditioner: dang just 1 huh?... 10n1
1 relaxer: Mizani sensitive scalp
1 serum or oil: coconut oil
1 reconstructor: Aphogee

I guess water will be my moistuizer...
 
1 conditioner- Silicon Mix
1 Shampoo-Shikakai Powder
1 relaxer-Mizani
1 serum or oil-Coconut Oil
1 reconstructor-(i'd rather bring a leave in) Silicon Mix Leave In
 
Lila this thread is soooo cute....

I would bring aveda dr.... Im looking around at the other ladies in the cell next to me and they have some good stuff i might have to snatch....Make sure the guards arent coming....:drunk: and oh yeah some ors replenish paks
 
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Good thread by the way! I would bring the following:

H20 Intense Night Time Treatment
Reconstructor
Cream of Nature Ultra Moisturizing Shampoo
Satin Cap...got to be cute when I wake up in my cell...:yep:
 
Great thread. :grin:

1 conditioner - TRESemme moisture rich
1 Shampoo - Aphogee shampoo
1 relaxer - ElastaQP mild
1 serum or oil - castor oil
1 reconstructor - Aphogee

Umh a bible with a file hidden behind revelations.
 
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