Sharpened
A fleck on His Sword
Experiment #1
Oatmeal Wash and Coffee Rinse
After I read a post singing the praises of oat protein and another about oat and almond oil gel, my mind conjured an oatmeal hair mask with green tea and SAA. I decided to do some research. The Natural Haven had an article discussing cleansing methods and oat water cleansed the hair very well. Teayii Kah broke down why this is possible. LHC documented the results of use—more conditioning than cleansing was the consensus.
Early morning allowed for no “Why/what are you doing?” comments. The old oats relieved the wasting-food guilt, so I measure out 1¼ cups (4 oz). Into a pan filled with 2 qtrs of barely boiling distilled water they went. The saponin action appeared right away:
Fresh coffee cooling:
It boiled for 3 minutes, then the heat turned off and a stick blender applied. More foam appeared:
With a fine-mesh strainer, I tried to filter it into a pitcher older than my marriage. No bueno—too much meal, too slow:
Check out that mucilage:
I grabbed a torn-up, old T-shirt to strain out the rest into my rinse bowl with some extra distilled water to thin it out. (Mental note: cheesecloth) I strained it a second time with the strainer, which went much faster, to remove finer meal bits. It had the consistency of warm caramel sauce:
After reading about and feeling the slippage, pouring it in the shower was a no-go. I am not explaining to DH how I hurt myself, why does the bathroom smell like oatmeal and what is in the measuring cup. I hate doing my hair at the sink because I am so messy. A towel clipped over my clothes was only going to help so much:
The idea was to catch the oat water as I poured it and repour (yes, it is a word) until I felt clean. Everything was ready:
Yeah, it was messy, running down my elbows, thick liquid and shed hairs landing within a 2-foot radius of the sink. I got a nice facial as well. At least it was lukewarm:
I put the pitcher down after saturation to massage and realize to my horror that it was only half empty—I had made too much. Crap. I was not going to save it for future use and scratch repouring.
I had to keep rinsing the sheds off my hands; that surprised me. Finger-detangling was attempted—fail, a tiny knot formed and I had no oil handy to work it out. I forgot to get a pic of it in my hair; I just wanted to finish and not destroy my camera.
The second dump had goopy sediment, felt soothing on my scalp. Rinsed with with warm water, my hair started that striped feeling I only get from shampoo or soap. I squeezed out excess water and did the coffee rinse. Ahh… instant softness! Multiple repours happened until I ran out of liquid. Made a mess with that too:
Squeezing out the excess, I put a plastic cap over it so it could continue to do its thing for 30 minutes (ended up being an hour, hungry). See the coffee drips pooling at the bottom?
I did my normal water and oil shower routine, only caught three sheds. Damp hair:
Seven hour to dry and my hair feels OK and the coils are a touch tighter than usual. It will take a few watering for the frizz to decrease:
The coffee rinse will be repeated sometime this month. The oat water, maybe in December or January.
Hopefully I get better at documenting this stuff.
Oatmeal Wash and Coffee Rinse
After I read a post singing the praises of oat protein and another about oat and almond oil gel, my mind conjured an oatmeal hair mask with green tea and SAA. I decided to do some research. The Natural Haven had an article discussing cleansing methods and oat water cleansed the hair very well. Teayii Kah broke down why this is possible. LHC documented the results of use—more conditioning than cleansing was the consensus.
Early morning allowed for no “Why/what are you doing?” comments. The old oats relieved the wasting-food guilt, so I measure out 1¼ cups (4 oz). Into a pan filled with 2 qtrs of barely boiling distilled water they went. The saponin action appeared right away:

Fresh coffee cooling:

It boiled for 3 minutes, then the heat turned off and a stick blender applied. More foam appeared:

With a fine-mesh strainer, I tried to filter it into a pitcher older than my marriage. No bueno—too much meal, too slow:

Check out that mucilage:

I grabbed a torn-up, old T-shirt to strain out the rest into my rinse bowl with some extra distilled water to thin it out. (Mental note: cheesecloth) I strained it a second time with the strainer, which went much faster, to remove finer meal bits. It had the consistency of warm caramel sauce:

After reading about and feeling the slippage, pouring it in the shower was a no-go. I am not explaining to DH how I hurt myself, why does the bathroom smell like oatmeal and what is in the measuring cup. I hate doing my hair at the sink because I am so messy. A towel clipped over my clothes was only going to help so much:

The idea was to catch the oat water as I poured it and repour (yes, it is a word) until I felt clean. Everything was ready:

Yeah, it was messy, running down my elbows, thick liquid and shed hairs landing within a 2-foot radius of the sink. I got a nice facial as well. At least it was lukewarm:

I put the pitcher down after saturation to massage and realize to my horror that it was only half empty—I had made too much. Crap. I was not going to save it for future use and scratch repouring.
I had to keep rinsing the sheds off my hands; that surprised me. Finger-detangling was attempted—fail, a tiny knot formed and I had no oil handy to work it out. I forgot to get a pic of it in my hair; I just wanted to finish and not destroy my camera.
The second dump had goopy sediment, felt soothing on my scalp. Rinsed with with warm water, my hair started that striped feeling I only get from shampoo or soap. I squeezed out excess water and did the coffee rinse. Ahh… instant softness! Multiple repours happened until I ran out of liquid. Made a mess with that too:

Squeezing out the excess, I put a plastic cap over it so it could continue to do its thing for 30 minutes (ended up being an hour, hungry). See the coffee drips pooling at the bottom?

I did my normal water and oil shower routine, only caught three sheds. Damp hair:

Seven hour to dry and my hair feels OK and the coils are a touch tighter than usual. It will take a few watering for the frizz to decrease:

The coffee rinse will be repeated sometime this month. The oat water, maybe in December or January.
Hopefully I get better at documenting this stuff.
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