Would you be bothered with him?

Hummmm.....lets see now. *lights up a newport one hunnit*

Upon inspection of said penis, and depending on a few factors, (i.e., if it were large, curved like a chiquita banana, circumcised - no hoodies!, etc) would determine whether I would escort him to the door. :look:

That's the freak side of my brain, cuz see, imma look at it ....dont get it twisted. Especially if I've neva seen HIS before.

Would I give him some? Nawww son.

This is funny. I wanna know what errybody else gotta say lolol
 
ThatJerseyGirl said:
Hummmm.....lets see now. *lights up a newport one hunnit*

Upon inspection of said penis, and depending on a few factors, (i.e., if it were large, curved like a chiquita banana, circumcised - no hoodies!, etc) would determine whether I would escort him to the door. :look:

That's the freak side of my brain, cuz see, imma look at it ....dont get it twisted. Especially if I've neva seen HIS before.

Would I give him some? Nawww son.

This is funny. I wanna know what errybody else gotta say lolol
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Thanks but after I posted it I thought it was a stupid question. I'll repost.
 
Your'e kidding right someone would just up and do that nonsense. He would never darken my door again I tell you
 
Summary of my original question:

You have a male guest over. You have known him a long time and went out with him once or twice. Both of you are sitting on the coach when he pulls out his penis. He thinks this will make you want to have sex.

I say he has no class and would walk him to the door.
 
dyh080 - it wasn't stupid at all, because these things happen. I can write a bunch of short stories on these dumb men. I was just being funny when I posted that, but honestly, that's a turn off. He would have been better off saying "lets go phuck".

Who, in the year 2013 go to someone's house, walk in the door, sit on the couch and pulls their penis out? Im prolly would have gotten one of my shoes and started beaten it, telling him I thought it was a mouse.

Oh well. Dats whatchu get for pullin it out in da first place.
 
@dyh080,

So there was no foreplay, no fondling, ole boy just whipped out his magic wand thinking he was about to get served?:lol:

I can only guess that this has worked for him before.
 
As I said in my previously deleted post, I have so many stories I could write a book. Some happened to me, some to other people I know. Since I finally started reading the relationship section I think I am going to be reminded of more bizarre incidents and will post them.
 
Lmaooo. My friend's brother told me he did that once in a room full of chicks. He said he got laid that night too. I guess he figured why not? Lmaooo
 
That happened to me via text. lol.
This ****(was friends with him for years) had the nerve to think I would appreciate a d*ck pic.
No..not me. I cussed him out real quick and his response was "why, don't you like it?".
Blocked him and haven't spoken to his nasty *ss since.
 
ThatJerseyGirl said:
Who, in the year 2013 go to someone's house, walk in the door, sit on the couch and pulls their penis out? Im prolly would have gotten one of my shoes and started beaten it, telling him I thought it was a mouse.
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Between the bolded and the OP's story, I am so done :lachen: I can't wait for opportunity to use that line.

Anyway, I probably would have said "You're disgusting. Get out now" :perplexed

After the disgust wore off I probably would have called my BFF and CTFU with her at his audacity :lol:
 
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MsDee14 said:
That happened to me via text. lol.
This ****(was friends with him for years) had the nerve to think I would appreciate a d*ck pic.
No..not me. I cussed him out real quick and his response was "why, don't you like it?".
Blocked him and haven't spoken to his nasty *ss since.
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Same here. It was weird cuz it wasn't like we were sexting or anything. He just sent it randomly.

This happened to a friend of mine too and the guy said he sent it by mistake. :rolleyes:
 
I think because men are such visual creatures they assume women will respond the same way they do. Add to that men tend to be obsessed with their genitalia.

In light of that I'm still offended and disgusted by these kinds of stories. :perplexed
 
dtachi said:
I think because men are such visual creatures they assume women will respond the same way they do. Add to that men tend to be obsessed with their genitalia.

In light of that I'm still offended and disgusted by these kinds of stories. :perplexed
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This
Men think that if he shows his willy you going to get as excited as he would if you had shown him your breasts or minnie!
I read that this is why male flashers flash their privates at women hoping they will get sooooooooo turned on that they will just jump on him
 
kblc06 said:
She reposted it in Post #5 yall..geesh :look:
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Who wants to play hide and go seek with a damn OP? Ain't nobody got time fa dat!! Why not just repost it in the um... OP Geeshhh! :lol:


It's not that serious, I'm just saying... my post was justified. End of story.
 
Hmmm, so he walked in, whipped it out because he just know you were "DTF?"

Well, if he was really that into you he would have been trying to "read" you, not just trying to "do" you. Don't EVA let any man treat you like a"cold beer"
 
LOL! This happened between me and the first white guy I dated in in my senior year of high school. I guess it worked for him. LOL!!! (The funny thing is that normally, this would have grossed me out and turned me off, I guess our mutual flirting made the timing right.) I was just shocked more than anything. We didn't do anything that day, but eventually...
 
I'd take it as a red flag that he had no boundaries (which obviously, he doesn't) and thus could potentially be an attacker.

I mean, who randomly (since there didn't seem to be any history or event beforehand that would at the very least kind of explain why someone would do that) takes out their dick? I think it's bizarre and disturbing that apparently so many men think it's ok to act that way.
 
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