I know you were kidding, but no way are you stupid. Topics get recycled all the time, I just thought you'd enjoy reading that one since it had so many hits.
When I wear my hair in loose waves from a roller set I sort of resemble Amerie when she wears her hair in those big loose waves, except that my hair is not that long yet. I've got about 3 inches to go before I reach bottom of bra-strap.
I know this is not a "celebrity" but I also sort of resemble the cartoon/avatar under Karezone's name, especially if I have my hair flipped up at the ends like that, lol