Xerxes
Well-Known Member
I so hate being a girl right now. I can't stop thinking about guys. I've been wanting to flirt nonstop and I'm craving male attention like a crack fiend on a one week hiatus.
I so need a guy right now and all I can think about is the phone number of the last guy I liked. I think I texted him already in an estrogen-induced stupor, but I'm scared I might call him later on. I'm too old for this stupidity, I need a husband stat.
I must stand strong and hold out for 5 more days and to make matters worse, I punked out and held an infant this weekend. Stupid hormones are making me feel as dumb as well...a man. LMAO
It's been so bad, I could barely handle the hugging and welcoming portion of yesterday's church service. And all of the fine ones were married, Satan get thee behind me, oh no, I might like that. Jesus take the wheel already!
Who is feeling my pain?
:imstupid:
:woohoo:
I so need a guy right now and all I can think about is the phone number of the last guy I liked. I think I texted him already in an estrogen-induced stupor, but I'm scared I might call him later on. I'm too old for this stupidity, I need a husband stat.
I must stand strong and hold out for 5 more days and to make matters worse, I punked out and held an infant this weekend. Stupid hormones are making me feel as dumb as well...a man. LMAO
It's been so bad, I could barely handle the hugging and welcoming portion of yesterday's church service. And all of the fine ones were married, Satan get thee behind me, oh no, I might like that. Jesus take the wheel already!
Who is feeling my pain?
:imstupid:
:woohoo: