Where my "Bonelaxed" ladies at?

[ShiShiPooPoo]

I am now officially claiming my hair "bonelaxed". "Bonelaxed" is when you use relaxer to straighten and leave no texture whatsoever.

 

[Irresistible]

your just trying to deny that your hair has some texture to it whatsoever!

 

[Irresistible]

This is going to get confusing if this term takes off

There are going to be so many questions later about bonelaxed!

a relaxer using a bone comb? or wha?

 

[TaraDyan]

I am now officially claiming my hair "bonelaxed". "Bonelaxed" is when you use relaxer to straighten and leave no texture whatsoever.

You so crazy!

I just wanted to stop by and say that your progress has been amazing. Your hair has grown so much. I remember when it was all up on your neck ... now look at cha.

You better work it, girl.

 

[DonnaDi31Proverbi]

Cut...it....out...

 

[ShiShiPooPoo]

This is going to get confusing if this term takes off

There are going to be so many questions later about bonelaxed!

a relaxer using a bone comb? or wha?

all kinds of sexual connotations...

I can see the thread title now *tilts head back as if daydreaming*
"Will using a bone comb while relaxing make me bonelaxed?"

 

[song_of_serenity]

You just HAD to do it, didn't you? All kinds of wrong! I sense lots of spin offs in the future!

"Where my 80% ladies at?"
"Where my 5%ers?"
"Where my "originally had dat good hurr but still put a relaxer in it and therefore can't claim natural, but believe me, I'm not really texlaxed, my hair still was dis good before ladies at?"

Hahaha. I am bonelaxed. *still laughing at that word*
~*Janelle~*

 

[ShiShiPooPoo]

You so crazy!

I just wanted to stop by and say that your progress has been amazing. Your hair has grown so much. I remember when it was all up on your neck ... now look at cha.

You better work it, girl.

Thanks lady. You know that hair was all up on my neck in a little bowl shape.

Thank GOD it grows! Whew!

 

[Lady Esquire]

sweetie, why are you frontin' now. i see some kink in there. the flat iron ain't fooling no one. what? relaxed ain't enough for you self-hatin' creamy-crack loving heffas, now it gotta be BONE straight?!

please clear up my confusion. i know this will spark mean answers but i am really confused after 2 years of being here. this really is not me being passive aggressive at all. really it isn't.

 

[FindingMe]

bwah ha ha ya'll killin' me...

 

[Je Ne Sais Quoi]

ShiShi

 

[ShiShiPooPoo]

You just HAD to do it, didn't you? All kinds of wrong! I sense lots of spin offs in the future!

"Where my 80% ladies at?"
"Where my 5%ers?"
"Where my "originally had dat good hurr but still put a relaxer in it and therefore can't claim natural, but believe me, I'm not really texlaxed, my hair still was dis good before ladies at?"

Hahaha. I am bonelaxed. *still laughing at that word*
~*Janelle~*

"Will eating relaxer relax me?"

I'm sleepy and tripping now.

 

[Je Ne Sais Quoi]

sweetie, why are you frontin' now. i see some kink in there. the flat iron ain't fooling no one. what? relaxed ain't enough for you self-hatin' creamy-crack loving heffas, now it gotta be BONE straight?!

please clear up my confusion. i know this will spark mean answers but i am really confused after 2 years of being here. this really is not me being passive aggressive at all. really it isn't.

Oh me oh my. I am really trying to be good tonight so I will not add any :lachens: to this post.....

 

[FindingMe]

sweetie, why are you frontin' now. i see some kink in there. the flat iron ain't fooling no one. what? relaxed ain't enough for you self-hatin' creamy-crack loving heffas, now it gotta be BONE straight?!

please clear up my confusion. i know this will spark mean answers but i am really confused after 2 years of being here. this really is not me being passive aggressive at all. really it isn't.

:thatsall:

 

[OneInAMillion]

sweetie, why are you frontin' now. i see some kink in there. the flat iron ain't fooling no one. what? relaxed ain't enough for you self-hatin' creamy-crack loving heffas, now it gotta be BONE straight?!

please clear up my confusion. i know this will spark mean answers but i am really confused after 2 years of being here. this really is not me being passive aggressive at all. really it isn't.

 

[ShiShiPooPoo]

sweetie, why are you frontin' now. i see some kink in there. the flat iron ain't fooling no one. what? relaxed ain't enough for you self-hatin' creamy-crack loving heffas, now it gotta be BONE straight?!

please clear up my confusion. i know this will spark mean answers but i am really confused after 2 years of being here. this really is not me being passive aggressive at all. really it isn't.

I luvs the creamy crack...

I retouch every two to three days.

 

[Lady Esquire]

I luvs the creamy crack...

I retouch every two to three days.

i got you beat. i'm on a new daily relaxer regimen. sweetie.

 

[SimpleKomplexity]

oh no you didn't LOL! I know you didn't take it here!! ....yall krazy!! That's why I love yall sooooo much loool. But yeah...I gotta secret...I must admit I be boning....yup a boner in the closet. I'm Bonelaxed yall lool

 

[ShiShiPooPoo]

i got you beat. i'm on a new daily relaxer regimen. sweetie.

What's your reggie?

relax, dc, bun everyday? How do you find the line of demarcation?

Man, I'mma cop that! That's why your hair is fabulous!

 

[Dee-Licious]

heyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

I'm a boner

 

[ShiShiPooPoo]

oh no you didn't LOL! I know you didn't take it here!! ....yall krazy!! That's why I love yall sooooo much loool. But yeah...I gotta secret...I must admit I be boning....yup a boner in the closet. I'm Bonelaxed yall lool

Girl yeah. We gotta embrace the boneness.

Group hug guys

 

[FindingMe]

oh no you didn't LOL! I know you didn't take it here!! ....yall krazy!! That's why I love yall sooooo much loool. But yeah...I gotta secret...I must admit I be boning....yup a boner in the closet. I'm Bonelaxed yall lool

i think as long as you don't claim you're texlaxed, you're ok

 

[doublejo]

You guys aren't gonna leave me out, I'm bonelaxing tomorrow and everyday thereafter

 

[Lady Esquire]

What's your reggie?

relax, dc, bun everyday? How do you find the line of demarcation?

Man, I'mma cop that! That's why your hair is fabulous!

for real though, i am LAUGHING OUT LOUD!

you stooooopid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotf:

my regimen is like whoa! :burning:

but i be looking hella good though. the rest of ya'll need to stop frontin'.

 

[ShiShiPooPoo]

You guys aren't gonna leave me out, I'm bonelaxing tomorrow and everyday thereafter

Join us...:assimilat

 

[long2short2_?]

I am now officially claiming my hair "bonelaxed". "Bonelaxed" is when you use relaxer to straighten and leave no texture whatsoever.

i was just about to start this thread!! Bonelaxed since 2004 babay!!!!

 

[ShiShiPooPoo]

i was just about to start this thread!! Bonelaxed since 2004 babay!!!!

I know! It's like one of those things that you just can't resist!

Plus us boners get such a bad wrap sometimes.

 

[Finewine]

sweetie, why are you frontin' now. i see some kink in there. the flat iron ain't fooling no one. what? relaxed ain't enough for you self-hatin' creamy-crack loving heffas, now it gotta be BONE straight?!

please clear up my confusion. i know this will spark mean answers but i am really confused after 2 years of being here. this really is not me being passive aggressive at all. really it isn't.

ITA!!! Bonelaxing is a sign of self-hatred I knew this thread was coming after the texlaxing fiasco.

 

[me-T]

omg! well shoot. yes i'm a boner. we go hard too!

 

[ShiShiPooPoo]

for real though, i am LAUGHING OUT LOUD!

you stooooopid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rotf:

my regimen is like whoa! :burning:

but i be looking hella good though. the rest of ya'll need to stop frontin'.

He follows the same reggie.