LOL @ you and your bunch of sabinos when youre about to get a baldie. lol. I think youd look gorgeous with it though. Whatever you choose to do, I think youll be alright.
It is a milk consistency. Well, not really. LOL. It's thinner than jelly but not as thin as cow's milk IMO. I think you'd appreciate it. It's about $9.99 @ whole foods for about 6oz if I am not mistaken. I like it. I dont use it every day as I also do masks and scrubs. I bought it in October and still have a good month or so out of it. It is very gentle on my sensitive, dry, acne prone skin. Yes, my skin is confused.
Oh and a cheap alternative cleanser is AV jelly, honey, and olive oil. I do masks with this mixture. I aim for 3x a week (alt with scrubs), but you know how that goes.