Two cute jokes for Christians {and all}...with a sense of humor :)

[kayte]

Kids say the darnedest things and sometimes they prove to be very wise and funny too! Enjoy!

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.
The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'
The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'
The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.' Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

 

[divya]

Children are just too much!

 

[BeautifulFlower]

:littleang

 

[GV-NA-GI-TLV-GE-I]

My kid told me this 3 years ago and I nearly choked to death lolol!

 

[kayte]

Children are just too much!

Aren't they!

I remember when my cousin was asked to draw a picture of the president along with the rest of his first grade class in our conservative Christian School..it was of Richard Nixon{pre-Watergate} and he drew a cluster of trees which filled his paper.
Then he raised his hand to indicate he had finished.

The teacher asked But..where is the president????
My cousin said... He's in the picture
The teacher mystified..."All I see are trees".
My cousin "He's hiding behind the trees...because he's a very bad man"

My cousin was sent to the principal's office for committing an
unAmerican crime at the tender age of 6!
He however, goes down in the family books as a folk hero