Stuff Christians Say

LOL! This was like a stuff black Christians say :lol:

Some stuff for part 2:
*he/she almost made me lose my religion!
*God don't like ugly
*bible say dont judge
 
"Jesus, Joseph and Mary!"

A nun says to her student whose legs aren't quite closed in that tartan skirt...."I can see ALLLLL the WAYYYYY to Jerooooosalem"


Very funny video! Oh, and you are a camera natural. Actress?
 
:lol: This was funny @Msmchy! And your twist out was lovely!
Tank yer :)

:spank: that's all imma say!
:lachen:

LOL! This was like a stuff black Christians say :lol:

Some stuff for part 2:
*he/she almost made me lose my religion!
*God don't like ugly
*bible say dont judge
I can't believe I left out so much!

"Jesus, Joseph and Mary!"

A nun says to her student whose legs aren't quite closed in that tartan skirt...."I can see ALLLLL the WAYYYYY to Jerooooosalem"


Very funny video! Oh, and you are a camera natural. Actress?
haha!!, I'm borrowing that joke! I say that to, except I say Jesus, Joseph, and mother of god! I was an actress for about 3.5 seconds in my late teens early twenties, but being pulled away from the industry was a blessing in disguise:yep: I'd do it again, but only if it was for the chuch. :)
 
You are a natural, girl! There are christian plays out there. And do that with an Irish accent. /jay-zuhz joh-suff ont meh-reee/ intonationa and all...I forgot my phonetics lolol!
 

Your children are adorable... They were so innocent looking up at you wondering what on earth is 'Mommie' talkin' about? :lol: :lol:

This is such an excellent video. :up:

You are such a natural and happy family. No pretenses, you're just enjoying who each of you are. I wish nothing but the very best of God's blessings upon you, your husband and your precious babies. (btw: I call all children 'babies'... :love3:).
 
LOL! This was like a stuff black Christians say :lol:

Some stuff for part 2:
*he/she almost made me lose my religion!
*God don't like ugly
*bible say dont judge


Don't forget "Take it to the Lord in prayer"!
And "you letting the devil use you"!

J'ai la Joie de Vie!!!!
 
Adding to Part 2: :lol:

"I don't receive that"

"Get thee behind me"

"Dancin' in the Spirit..." (the actual dance of which I have yet to master :lol:)

"Whoooooooo! Praise Ya'

"This not scriptural"
 
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Great job, OP. :grin:



I'd like to suggest for part 2.

"...Lord willing."

"I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me!"

"The Lord dropped this in my spirit..."

"These are the last days" or "We're living in the end times."

"Don't let the devil steal your joy!"
 
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This was too funny!

Just this morning DH was going crazy looking for his Bible. "Babe, where's my bible. Did you use it". LOL!
 
oh and
"I'm blessed and highly favoured"
don't let the devil use you
If I wasn't saved I'd (fill in the blank) ___________ and pray later
God is moving by his power
God is good all the time and all the time God is good...
 
I laughed from beginning to end. I think I may have done all of those things at one time. Some of them all in one conversation!

:lachen::lachen:
 
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some more:

(testimony intro) "Giving honor to God, who is the head of my life, to the pastor and his wife, to the deacons, the deaconesses, the urshers, the young people and the choir, to all the blessed saints ..."
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Preach, pastor! Preach!
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Sis Jane, "How you doin' Sister Patterson?"
Sis Patterson, "I'm yet holdin' on"


 
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