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My hair must be on point today! Yesterday, too, since it's the same twistout. The lady at the post office told me my hair was cute. A lady at the fast food store told me it was cute. A dude in the produce store said he liked my hair and asked me how I did it. Then he asked was the okra I was buying for dinner for me and him. Yeah, whatever, dude, why you ain't got all your teeth? No, I am not about to get in the car with you, I know you think you flossing cuz you got a Hummer, but 1) I hate them things, I think they're ridiculous considering the parking in Chicago, gas prices, and how they use natural resources and 2) obviously you got problems with priorities if you got a Hummer and complaining on the cost of a crown. I got all my teeth, if you step to me, please have all of yours, at least in the front. But that's alright, I felt instantly better when the fine @$$ dude working on the apt. complex that's opening around the corner told me that it was a beautiful day and we need more of them and when I told him yes it was but unfortunately we live in Chicago he was like "well if there are women walking around like you I'll deal with it." Nice body, cute in the face, too.I'ma walk back that way tomorrow and see if I see him, maybe walk a little more slowly, maybe drop my keys or something, you know, slooowly pick them up all sexy like . . .