Raised in a Black Church?

[DeltaQT]

RAISED IN A BLACK CHURCH?
You are going to enjoy this!

Can you fill in the blanks:

"First giving ______ to God, who is the _______ of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the ________ of the Lord one mo' time. Cause he brought me from a ___long_____. I coulda been dead, sleeping in my________, but God is_______ all the ________, and all the_____, God is _______. He's a _______ over troubled waters. He's a mother to the ________, and a_________to the __________, a doctor in a ________ room, and a___________ in the courtroom! (smile) He's the_______ of the valley, a bright and ________star
He got up early one __________ mon'ing,with all __________ in his _______.


Pray for me that I grow _________ in the Lord."
Also, as you look in your church_______, under the special _________ please keep in your prayer _______ Sista Buela-Mae Jenkins who will be having her ________ surgery this week. And while you give your tithes and _______ we humbly ask that you contribute to the church_______ fund and we will be celebrating the pastor's fifteenth________ so anybody please who serves on the _______ board please meet in the ________ following_________. And the women's auxiliary will be selling ________ dinners for $7.00 a _____ along with the youth ______ who will be having their annual ______ sale to help fund their trip to the national youth ministry_______in Tennessee this s! ummer. Parents please be _______that vacation_______school begins June 19, please have your child________ by May 13


You knew them all, if not most of them, didn't you?!!! You must go to a black church!



I'll post the answers in a minute...

 

[ThickHair]

I left some blank but I have heard them all.



Can you fill in the blanks:

"First giving HONOR to God, who is the LIGHT of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the HOUSE of the Lord one mo' time. Cause he brought me from a ___long_____. I coulda been dead, sleeping in my BED, but God is GOOD all the TIME, and all the TIME, God is GOOD. He's a BRIDGE over troubled waters. He's a mother to the CHILD, and a FRIEND to the FRIENDLESS, a doctor in a OPERATING room, and a LAWYER in the courtroom! (smile) He's the LILY of the valley, a bright and SHINING star
He got up early one SUNDAY mon'ing,with all __________ in his _______.


Pray for me that I grow STRONGER in the Lord."
Also, as you look in your church BULLETIN, under the special PRAYER REQUEST please keep in your prayer _______ Sista Buela-Mae Jenkins who will be having her HEART surgery this week. And while you give your tithes and OFFERING we humbly ask that you contribute to the church BUILDING fund and we will be celebrating the pastor's fifteenth ANNIVERSARYso anybody please who serves on the TRUSTEE board please meet in the BACK following MORNING SERVICE. And the women's auxiliary will be selling FISH\CHICKEN dinners for $7.00 a _____ along with the youth CHURCH who will be having their annual BAKE sale to help fund their trip to the national youth ministry MEETING in Tennessee this s! ummer. Parents please be ADVISED that vacation BIBLE school begins June 19, please have your child REGISTERED by May 13


You knew them all, if not most of them, didn't you?!!! You must go to a black church!



I'll post the answers in a minute...

 

[redeemed516]

RAISED IN A BLACK CHURCH?
You are going to enjoy this!

Can you fill in the blanks:

"First giving _HONOR_____ to God, who is the _HEAD______ of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the __HOUSE______ of the Lord one mo' time. Cause he brought me from a _MIGHTY__long___WAY__. I coulda been dead, sleeping in my__GRAVE______, but God is__GOOD_____ all the ___TIME_____, and all the__TIME___, God is __GOOD_____. He's a __BRIDGE_____ over troubled waters. He's a mother to the __MOTHERLESS______, and a__FATHER_______to the _FATHERLESS_________, a doctor in a _SICK_______ room, and a___LAWYER________ in the courtroom! (smile) He's the__LILLY_____ of the valley, a bright and _MORNING_______star
He got up early one __SUNDAY________ mon'ing,with all ___POWER_______ in his __HANDS_____.


Pray for me that I grow ___STRONG______ in the Lord."
Also, as you look in your church____BULLETIN___, under the special __ANNOUNCEMENTS_______ please keep in your prayer _______ Sista Buela-Mae Jenkins who will be having her ________ surgery this week. And while you give your tithes and __OFFERING_____ we humbly ask that you contribute to the church__BUILDING _____ fund and we will be celebrating the pastor's fifteenth__ANNIVERSARY______ so anybody please who serves on the _URSHER (I KNOW I SPELLED IT LIKE THAT)______ board please meet in the __VESTIBLE______ following_BENEDICTION________. And the women's auxiliary will be selling _either__Spaghetti or Fish_____ dinners for $7.00 a _plate____ along with the youth _CHOIR_____ who will be having their annual _BAKE_____ sale to help fund their trip to the national youth ministry__CONFERENCE_____in Tennessee this s! ummer. Parents please be ___AWARE____that vacation__BIBLE_____school begins June 19, please have your child__REGISTERED______ by May 13


You knew them all, if not most of them, didn't you?!!! You must go to a black church!



I'll post the answers in a minute...

I put my answers in CAPS!

 

[kisz4tj]

CHURCH? Can you fill in the blanks:

"First giving glory to God, who is the Lordof my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the houseof the Lord one mo' time. Cause he brought me from a mightylongway. I coulda been dead, sleeping in my grave, but God isgoodall the time, and all thetime, God is good . He's a bridge over troubled waters. He's a mother to the mother-less, and afatherto the father-less, a doctor in a sickroom, and a lawyer in the courtroom! (smile) He's thelily of the valley, a bright and morningstar
He got up early one Sundaymon'ing,with all pow'r in his hands.


Pray for me that I grow spirituallyin the Lord."
Also, as you look in your church bulletin, under the special announcements please keep in your prayer _______ Sista Buela-Mae Jenkins who will be having her hip surgery this week. And while you give your tithes and offerings we humbly ask that you contribute to the church building fund and we will be celebrating the pastor's fifteenth anniversary so anybody please who serves on the usher board please meet in the fellowship room following choir rehearsal. And the women's auxiliary will be selling fish dinners for $7.00 a plate along with the youth department who will be having their annual bake sale to help fund their trip to the national youth ministry_______in Tennessee this s! ummer. Parents please be _______that vacationbibleschool begins June 19, please have your childregistered by May 13


You knew them all, if not most of them, didn't you?!!! You must go to a black church!

 

[zora]

I only did the first sentence, but I wonder if you can tell my denomination.

"First giving PRAISE to God, who is the LIGHT of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the PRESENCE of the Lord one MORE time

 

[oglorious1]

Uh correct the title and say Black Baptist Church...yes I know every word that goes in the blank

 

[kisz4tj]

Not so I'm not baptist and I knew the words.

 

[Poohbear]

"First giving honor to God, who is the head of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the house of the Lord one mo' time. Cause he brought me from a mighty long way. I coulda been dead, sleeping in my grave, but God is good all the time, and all the time, God is good. He's a bridge over troubled waters. He's a mother to the motherless, and a father to the fatherless, a doctor in a hospital room, and a lawyer in the courtroom! (smile) He's the lily of the valley, a bright and morning star
He got up early one Sunday mon'ing,with all power in his hands.


Pray for me that I grow strong in the Lord."
Also, as you look in your church bulletin, under the special announcements please keep in your prayer requests Sista Buela-Mae Jenkins who will be having her heart surgery this week. And while you give your tithes and offering we humbly ask that you contribute to the church building fund and we will be celebrating the pastor's fifteenth anniversary so anybody please who serves on the trustee board please meet in the sanctuary following morning worship. And the women's auxiliary will be selling fried chicken dinners for $7.00 a plate along with the youth ministry who will be having their annual bake sale to help fund their trip to the national youth ministry for Christ in Tennessee this s! ummer. Parents please be aware that vacation bible school begins June 19, please have your child sign-up by May 13

 

[Sweet C]

"First giving honor to God, who is the Lord of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the house of the Lord one mo' time. Cause he brought me from a mighty long way. I coulda been dead, sleeping in my bed, but God is good all the time, and all the time, God is good. He's a bridge over troubled waters. He's a mother to the motherless, and a father to the fatherless, a doctor in a sick room, and a lawyer in the courtroom! (smile) He's the lily of the valley, a bright and morning star He got up early one Sunday mon'ing,with all power in his hand.


Pray for me that I grow strong in the Lord."
Also, as you look in your church bulletin, under the special announcements please keep in your prayer my mother Sista Buela-Mae Jenkins who will be having her heart surgery this week. And while you give your tithes and offerings we humbly ask that you contribute to the church building fund and we will be celebrating the pastor's fifteenth anniversary so anybody please who serves on the anniversary board please meet in the vestibule following service. And the women's auxiliary will be selling chicken dinners for $7.00 a plate along with the youth department who will be having their annual bake sale to help fund their trip to the national youth ministry conference in Tennessee this summer. Parents please be mindful that vacation bible school begins June 19, please have your child signed up by May 13

 

[Stormy]

"First giving honor______ to God, who is the _head______ of my life, I'd like to say I'm glad to be in the _house_______ of the Lord one mo' time. Cause he brought me from a mighty___long_way____. I coulda been dead, sleeping in my__grave______, but God is_good______ all the _time_______, and all the_time____, God is _good______. He's a bridge_______ over troubled waters. He's a mother to the ________, and a_________to the __________, a doctor in a _hospital_______ room, and a__lawyer_________ in the courtroom! (smile) He's the_shadow______ of the valley, a bright and _shining_______star
He got up early one _Sunday_________ mon'ing,with all __________ in his _______.


Pray for me that I grow _strong________ in the Lord."
Also, as you look in your church_bulletins______, under the special _announcements________ please keep in your prayer our_______ Sista Buela-Mae Jenkins who will be having her _hip_______ surgery this week. And while you give your tithes and _offerings______ we humbly ask that you contribute to the church_building______ fund and we will be celebrating the pastor's fifteenth_anniversary_______ so anybody please who serves on the auxilary_______ board please meet in the _Vestibule_______ following_service________. And the women's auxiliary will be selling fish________ dinners for $7.00 a plate_____ along with the youth _choir_____ who will be having their annual _bake_____ sale to help fund their trip to the national youth ministry__trip_____in Tennessee this s! ummer. Parents please be mindful_______that vacation_bible______school begins June 19, please have your child_registered_______ by May 13

I couldn't remember all of them either, and some may be wrong, but I got most of them.... I think!

 

[Stormy]

Thanks DeltaQT this was fun!

 

[Honeyhips]

funny. Why did Deitrick Haddon make a song about this?