OMG I was SOOOOO embarrassed!

Yall are killing me with this! :lachen:

OK, I don't know if anyone in Atlanta saw this last week, but...a lady got run over by her boyfriend in the parking lot of a motel. Thankfully, she survived. So, reporters are live on the scene, and they show the parking lot and describe what happened, and then...

They show her phony pony on the ground with a chalk outline around it. I kid you not. I guess it was evidence, and needed to stay there until they completed the investigation, but I was like, wha? Why did they have to show that? Then the reporter said, "And right here, you can see where the woman's hairpice was knocked from her head from the impact".

I know they show people's errant shoes in cases like this, but this kind of caught me off guard.:ohwell:
 
Well, if this soothes you any, I usually go to this chain spa out here and I like to go to the ones in the white part of town so everytime I went I would wear a fall.
It seems like everytime I was getting a facial my fall would start trying to slip off especially when she would start massaging around my neck and stuff. It did slip off one day when I fell asleep during the facial but it was okay because I felt great and my skin looked fabulous. Besides, I'm no stranger to hair slipping off my head so I just be like wth? and keep it moving with my hair in head or tow!!!!!:lol: :rofl:
 
lauren450 said:
Yall are killing me with this! :lachen:

OK, I don't know if anyone in Atlanta saw this last week, but...a lady got run over by her boyfriend in the parking lot of a motel. Thankfully, she survived. So, reporters are live on the scene, and they show the parking lot and describe what happened, and then...

They show her phony pony on the ground with a chalk outline around it. I kid you not. I guess it was evidence, and needed to stay there until they completed the investigation, but I was like, wha? Why did they have to show that? Then the reporter said, "And right here, you can see where the woman's hairpice was knocked from her head from the impact".

I know they show people's errant shoes in cases like this, but this kind of caught me off guard.:ohwell:
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Get out!!!!!:lol: :rofl:
 
sareca said:
:lachen:@ "looking like a crackhead."

I dance salsa. Once I decided to wear a phony (don't know what I was thinking). It straight flew off my head and landed in some girl's lap. She jumps up screaming like it was alive. :lachen:Then kicked it. Hard and far! I was like WTH? I was so embarassed. But her screams momentarily distracted people from my tow-up head.

...So, I had to keep dancing w/ my head looking crazying and my phony beat down laying in the corner.:lol:
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OMG..This thread has me in tears:laugh: W/Miss Fallon, I was like:eek: :busted::hair: But then I read Sareca's & was like :burning:...& then to have it land in someone's lap & get kicked across the room...that's phony pony abuse!!!

ETA: soo sad about the lady run over by her boyfriend, but I couldn't help but :lachen:at the hair piece on the ground w/the chalk line around it. This thread is definitely one of my all time favorites:jester:
 
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How in the world did I miss this the first time around.

I had less embarrassing situation. I was at the dentist and had on my big classy bun and had to remove it and lay it on my stomach (b/c my head was not in the right angle) while she (a white lady) deep cleaned my teeth. :blush: She was a real sport about it but I bet she talked about me for a while. :lachen:
 
lauren450 said:
They show her phony pony on the ground with a chalk outline around it. I kid you not. I guess it was evidence, and needed to stay there until they completed the investigation, but I was like, wha? Why did they have to show that? Then the reporter said, "And right here, you can see where the woman's hairpice was knocked from her head from the impact".

I know they show people's errant shoes in cases like this, but this kind of caught me off guard.:ohwell:
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:dead:

That is just so wrong....yet SOOOOO funny!
 
ubavka123 said:
This is too funny...Luckily it did not happen at the airport! I got held up at security once because my jaw clip has metal teeth. I was heading home to Cali and was going to get a relaxer there. I was looking rough, but my hair was neatly hidden in the jaw clip. If I had to take it off, it would have been over! I would have been looking crazy and embarassed! The security agent was a black man. He started to ask me to remove it, and then he thought again and said "Nah, you probably don't want to take that off, huh?" I said no, so understanding a sistah's plight, he let me pass that time. But watch out at the airport. You wouldn't want to be forced to remove a phony pony with a metal clip in it. Walking around a hospital is one thing, but in the airport--no way!!!! :lol:
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something similiar to me happened at the airport but it wasn't about hair. I had on a cincher with metal ribbing in it and it came up on the screen. The guys were looking lilke, "WTH?" It was funny.:lachen:
 
sareca said:
:lachen:@ "looking like a crackhead."

I dance salsa. Once I decided to wear a phony (don't know what I was thinking). It straight flew off my head and landed in some girl's lap. She jumps up screaming like it was alive. :lachen:Then kicked it. Hard and far! I was like WTH? I was so embarassed. But her screams momentarily distracted people from my tow-up head.

But it doesn't end there. The worse part is, in salsa you don't stop dancing until the song's over. So, I had to keep dancing w/ my head looking crazying and my phony beat down laying in the corner.:lol:
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I busting out laughing because this is so funny! Sereca you made my day!:lachen::lachen::lachen:
 
MissFallon said:
Today I went to the doctor to get some tests done. I had to get an MRI of the brain also. I wore my hair with my phony pony not thinking anything of it. Well when the technologist came out to get me he proceeded to tell me to take off my jewelry and if I had anything metal on such as bobbypins or hair bands with the metal on it. I said no forgetting about the cascade of curly fake hair on top of my head. Then he proceeds to say "what is that?" pointing to my hair. He asked me if I had any pins in my hair and I said no again. Then I finally said its a "clippy thingy" He then told me I had to remove it.:eek: Mind you this is one of those uppity diagnostic centers with nothing but white ppl and I was not taking my hair off in front of all of these people. But I had to. I was soooooo embarrassed. I took my hair down and then put it into a low ponytail and then he told me I had to take the ponytail holder off too. I was walking around the clinic in a blue gown with my hair all over not looking cute looking like a crackhead. :lol: After I thought about what had just happened I could only laugh. That was one of those experiences I never saw coming. I think I'm going back to the bun to save myself the embarassment (lol unless the next doctor looks at the donut and says "what is that"....I may just fall out laughing next time):lachen:

ETA: All I could think of was "aww man I shoulda kept that sew-in in":D
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I am so glad you came clean and took it off; you would have been in some serious pain if you had left it in. Even the metal residue from bobby pins left in the hair can cause discomfort; that MRI uses really powerful magnets!!
 
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OMG...:lachen::lachen::lachen::funny:

girl I'm so sorry....that could have easily been me...I had to get a couple of MRIs after my car wreck last month...LOL I just would have never thought about having to take off my hair piece. Well thanks for letting us laugh along with you girl. I'm definately going to be with a smile on that one. :lachen:

Chayil
 
That was funny!!! Well ladies now you know that if you have a phony pony you should not engage in the dutty wine!!!!:lachen::lachen:
 
sareca said:
She kicked it FAR! I only remember the initial scream then hearing something yelled something over and over really fast in Japanese or Chinese (she was Asian)... then FOOM my pony launches across the room. :lachen: People were trying to calm her down, but she wasn't having it! :eek::lol:You'd think I'd thrown a dead cat on her or something. :lachen:
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:lachen::lachen::lachen: D E A D :lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:
 
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Well this is what happened to me. I went for a routine GYN appointment and my dr was like ummm, how is the hair on your head getting in this area? I laughed and said "Oh b/c I do daily conditioner washes" :lachen:
 
santia said:
Well this is what happened to me. I went for a routine GYN appointment and my dr was like ummm, how is the hair on your head getting in this area? I laughed and said "Oh b/c I do daily conditioner washes" :lachen:
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!! OMG! hahahahaha and how bout I lub your siggy hahaha.
 
santia said:
Well this is what happened to me. I went for a routine GYN appointment and my dr was like ummm, how is the hair on your head getting in this area? I laughed and said "Oh b/c I do daily conditioner washes" :lachen:
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girl, the first shower after i wash my hair i find mself steady pulling out long strands of hair from in between my cheeks :lol: :lol:
 
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