NSFW... Ladies Sing it...

[Tamrin]

A friend sent me this. I laughed till i cried.

You gotta sing it to the rhythm of 'I will survive'.

Girls try not to laugh too loud when you sing this!

SING IT GIRLS!!!

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long,
that I grew strong,
and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

 

[sky_blu]

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count

I hate when that happens

 

[eyunka]

that is too funny

 

[MrsQueeny]

Q

 

[SoUKnoMe]

A Classic!

 

[chebaby]

i only had one little guy but i didnt have to break the news to him as the lady before me had already done so

 

[GodsGrace]

OMG

 

[mnemosyne]

 

[itismehmmkay]

Go on now - go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count

This is the part that got me too!

 

[ElizaBlue]

That is just wrong...and too too funny. Now I can't get that tune out of my head.

I once had a guy present me with that same ultimate disappointment. Then he had the audacity to say "yeah...didn't I tell you I was well endowed?". I guess he thought my look of surprise was from shock and awe. Well it was. OMG! the zipper on his pants had him beat. I was just like "put that away...please"

What really is 4 inches in the mind of a man? I guess it just depends on the ruler.