alibi
hair bored
No she DIDN\'T say that about my hair (court clerk)
Okay, somebody hold me back! Now ya'll know I just cut my hair last night, and of course I was called in on an old case in my old courtroom with the clerk who was always talking mess about my hair. Well, as soon as I walked in, she says looks at me and says "Do you keep cutting your hair, or does it just not grow?" Any other day I probably would have just dusted that dirt off my shoulders, but I'm in a real nasty mood about my hair! And of course her hair is looking thin, broken, and ate up as usual! So I just smiled as nice as I could
, called up my case, and then leaned in and whispered "Did you bother combing your hair this morning, or did you think no one would notice?" By the time she realized what I had said, the judge was already talking to me about my case...heh heh...I know it was wrong, but I felt like