My husband matted my hair I'm sooooo pissed right now!

[Edie]

Ok ladies I'm back! But I'm so serious it eventually detangled I add aveda con, and some porosity control but I lost a lot of hair I'm not kidding, I told the bloody man stay out my hair he dont listen I'm gonna start drawing arrows and pictures for his ass! When he's finish with me I'm gonna be bald! Sorry for the trinidadian accent I'm upset! But after the fact not during

Ladies, I hate to break it to you, but as your hair gets longer (especially bra strap to waist), you are going to have to do make some changes to protect your hair. I always and I mean always put my hair up before we get "started" per say. Why? Your hair will either be under you or laying to the side. If it is under you, all that moving around (if you do move that is) will cause your hair to get frizzy. If you put it to the side, your man will have to avoid it. And let's face it, the hair will turn him on. Especially if it feels soft and silky. That said, he will want to touch it when he is ump, ump, busy. And some of them are not in their right mind when it gets to that critical moment. You do not want your hair pulled or have him wrapping it around his hand. If you must leave your hair down, leave it down during the preliminaries, but once you get off to the races, twirl it up into a loose knot and securel. Your hair will thank you for it.

 

[guesswho]

Ladies, I hate to break it to you, but as your hair gets longer (especially bra strap to waist), you are going to have to do make some changes to protect your hair. I always and I mean always put my hair up before we get "started" per say. Why? Your hair will either be under you or laying to the side. If it is under you, all that moving around (if you do move that is) will cause your hair to get frizzy. If you put it to the side, your man will have to avoid it. And let's face it, the hair will turn him on. Especially if it feels soft and silky. That said, he will want to touch it when he is ump, ump, busy. And some of them are not in their right mind when it gets to that critical moment. You do not want your hair pulled or have him wrapping it around his hand. If you must leave your hair down, leave it down during the preliminaries, but once you get off to the races, twirl it up into a loose knot and securel. Your hair will thank you for it.

This is the most directed to the point funniest thing I've read but you are right, my huzzy have a hair thing all how I try to tell him I don't get it even if I put on my scarf he gets that right off! I aint gonna lie I let him because I'm not even focusing either lol and after its all over I'm sitting on the bed, or floor, or car, or stove or wherever lol, like look what you did to my head! I have the solution I'm gonna bring his helmet for his bike and put it at the side of the bed and when stuff start heating I'm bringing out the helmet with the lightning sign at the side!

 

[Kimberly]

I know, right?

I want my hair messed up, dammit!

Yeah, me too...

 

[lshevonne]

This happens to me mostly when my hair gets to around 6-8 weeks post.
My hair isnt even long, it just touches my shoulders. Putting it up in a high pony works sometimes. After the race, as someone said, I try to wrap it.

 

[tsturnbu]

Girl, I know what u mean. I could have a freshly done "do" and when hubby and I are done, it looks like I came back from Calcutta. Sweat is an instant relaxer killer/

 

[Leslie_C]

I guess I dont get mad bc mine looks like a wild woman before we ever even get to that anyway All I gotta do is spritz some water on it and a little more product if needed and fluff it out and go on about my biznass

 

[Hidden_Angel]

mahah im mad imissed this thread very funny! but sorry about the losing hair though

 

[kweenameena]

Man, my mind totally went to something else. I thought you were going to say that you had sp*rm in your hair.

bwaaaaaa-hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Lavendar]

This is the most directed to the point funniest thing I've read but you are right, my huzzy have a hair thing all how I try to tell him I don't get it even if I put on my scarf he gets that right off! I aint gonna lie I let him because I'm not even focusing either lol and after its all over I'm sitting on the bed, or floor, or car, or stove or wherever lol, like look what you did to my head! I have the solution I'm gonna bring his helmet for his bike and put it at the side of the bed and when stuff start heating I'm bringing out the helmet with the lightning sign at the side!

 

[Lusa]

Man, my mind totally went to something else. I thought you were going to say that you had sp*rm in your hair.

That's understandable considering she did say her hair got matted and she said to use our imaginations.
I laughed too hard time for bed...

 

[ajoyfuljoy]

Ha ha!

 

[Body&Shine]

This is the most directed to the point funniest thing I've read but you are right, my huzzy have a hair thing all how I try to tell him I don't get it even if I put on my scarf he gets that right off! I aint gonna lie I let him because I'm not even focusing either lol and after its all over I'm sitting on the bed, or floor, or car, or stove or wherever lol, like look what you did to my head! I have the solution I'm gonna bring his helmet for his bike and put it at the side of the bed and when stuff start heating I'm bringing out the helmet with the lightning sign at the side![/quote]

Now that is funny.

 

[gone_fishing]

Not saying that you are but I used to be very uptight about my hair do's. Especially when they are freshly done.

But, I know it must be frustrating for my man to never let him touch my hair or throw me around a little bit so as not to mess it up. He even made me go mountain climbing in the rain once (wasn't forecasted) and I almost refused to get out of the car. I was like we black women don't prance around in the rain. LOL. I made that assertion for all of us. And his honest question was "why"...rain can't hurt. Then I figured....he's right...it's not going to "hurt" me...it'll just be a mild inconvenience to get my do looking presentable to the world again and I can always throw it in a ponytail. It was a small price to pay to make the experience enjoyable for him...so long as he doesn't complain about the chia pet sitting in the car next to him on the way home. erplexed

Now, I protect my hair but I don't worry so much abour the rain or the wind or whatever. I know its fixable.

HOWEVER, I have a serious aversion to hair pulling! He knows better!

 

[sweetcashew]

Ok ladies I'm back! But I'm so serious it eventually detangled I add aveda con, and some porosity control but I lost a lot of hair I'm not kidding, I told the bloody man stay out my hair he dont listen I'm gonna start drawing arrows and pictures for his ass! When he's finish with me I'm gonna be bald! Sorry for the trinidadian accent I'm upset! But after the fact not during

I hear you.. I've been getting some serious damage lately too. Hair even got ripped out of my head.erplexed Now I'm going to have to trim again. I'm going to start wearing buns or wrap my hair during...

 

[gone_fishing]

Wow, you lost a lot of hair? Was he pulling it. In that case I'd have to do some role-playing and wear a wig. Let him tug on that. erplexed

 

[napgurl]

Wow, you lost a lot of hair? Was he pulling it. In that case I'd have to do some role-playing and wear a wig. Let him tug on that. erplexed

I know that's right.

 

[jtsupanova]

I got my hair matted last night and I lurved it!
The wig thing is a good idea I haven't done that in a while...