Men rules

I love this site...I lurk there for handy tips. The men over there have issues and info. I'll read and discuss.

ETA: I read that thread...still reading it. Some of them are using these rules with the wrong women tho. Someone on the site said "the mistake most men make is not knowing when to get out the game."

Exactly...
 
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It seems like some of them have the same "rules" as us like "know your self worth and put yourself first"
A lot of them are saying "give her the number if she don't phone back then she doesn't like you"
But then we say "i will never call a man who just gives his number"
If both sexes live by these "rules" then none of us are not going to get anywhere.

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And smh at some of them dumping at least one pretty girl in their lives to get higher self esteem.

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wtf???????

V. Adhere to the golden ratio

Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.


what happened to 50/50? men are loosers and im off to go buy a cat.
 
I just zoned out for about an hour reading that forum. I gotta get some work done now LOL.

Some of that stuff I had to keep wondering if they were joking or not but they were dead serious.

I was even reading the thread about Love and Hip Hip and was surprised the guys watched that show.
 
mallysmommy said:
wtf???????

V. Adhere to the golden ratio

Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.


what happened to 50/50? men are loosers and im off to go buy a cat.
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The fact that some men are doing this intentionally is a massive turn off.

And we sitting here expecting them to do the chasing.
I swear I will look through a guys internet history to check if he's a member of this forum before getting serious with him.
That thread will be the last bit of relationship advice I will ever read.
 
Hairsnob said:
I just zoned out for about an hour reading that forum. I gotta get some work done now LOL.

Some of that stuff I had to keep wondering if they were joking or not but they were dead serious.

I was even reading the thread about Love and Hip Hip and was surprised the guys watched that show.
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Some of the replies are jokes but you will know for sure if it is.
 
Wow, just read some stuff in that thread. :lachen:

I tell ya what, women need alot of confidence these days. They are pulling stuff on straight up insecure women. It will take major confidence in yourself to deal with these dudes. Many think women need their approval and validation. Like they are doing you a favor.:lachen:
 
"The first rule in meeting women is to recognize that they are NOT BEAUTIFUL, but interesting to look at and have sex with. They know they are not beautiful, it is you who do not.This is why they wear all that make up, skirts, high heels (to prop up the meat on a pedestal), etc. Women are specious.They want to manipulate your senses, because they have nothing else to offer, but their orifice(s). Women pose. So just talk to her; trust me, she is dying for your attention and to have sex."

:perplexed:perplexed:perplexed

I think a couple of those guys must've been raised by psychopaths. That quote reminded me of what the husband was saying in the movie The Woman
 
Funny because their methods will work on a certain type of woman. Then when they get that woman they will be disappointed to find it she is damaged/crazy. Then they'll go on feeling like all women are trifling/leeches/etc.

That's why when a man starts playing these games with you, you need to recognize him for what he is and move on quickly. Let someone who doesn't know any better deal with that mess.

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Some of these responses are just dumb. You can tell from the responses who is young minded, bitter, and more mature.

I honestly think that's one of the first questions you should be asking what's your credit score.
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Like really? They would call a woman a gold digger if she asked them the same thing. So tacky.
 
mallysmommy said:
wtf???????

V. Adhere to the golden ratio

Give your woman 2/3 of everything she gives you. For every three calls or texts, give her two back. Three declarations of love earn two in return. Three gifts; two nights out. Give her two displays of affection and stop until she has answered with three more. When she speaks, you reply with fewer words. When she emotes, you emote less. The idea behind the golden ratio is twofold — it establishes your greater value by making her chase you, and it demonstrates that you have the self-restraint to avoid getting swept up in her personal dramas. Refraining from reciprocating everything she does for you in equal measure instills in her the proper attitude of belief in your higher status. In her deepest loins it is what she truly wants.

what happened to 50/50? men are loosers and im off to go buy a cat.
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Wow.... lol. Who wrote this crap? :lol: @ the bolded.

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What scares me is how they keep referring to two rules:

69 rule: treat a 6 like a 9 and a 9 like a 6

You treat a lady like a dame and a dame like a lady

:perplexed

And this was just crazy. I know it's not really a girl forum but still...

Quote:
Originally Posted by KiiLove
So if you knew she was a good girl, marriage material? And you probably knew the ***** was yours ... Why dog her?



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Don't ask questions, just read like the other females been doing
 
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I got to page 15 and I am a bit unsettled. Other than the obvious jerks, they are saying the same things we are saying. Nothing new.

Basically, get yourself together 1st and foremost.
 
When you weed through all the manure, there a few interesting tidbits. Even so, no of this info is new. But I'm only on page 11, so we'll see how the rest of the thread is.
 
98% of these men are losers. I feel bad for the women that end up with them.

I must say this is entertaining.
 
They are actually giving advice about creating fake Facebook pages, placing fake phone calls but then they turn around and dog women saying women are untrustworthy and liars. :nono:
 
Dating, relationships, men, love....its all so stressing.
<mixedberry yanks her sleeping cat from their cat tower then cuddles with it insanely>
 
melissa-bee said:
It seems like some of them have the same "rules" as us like "know your self worth and put yourself first"
A lot of them are saying "give her the number if she don't phone back then she doesn't like you"
But then we say "i will never call a man who just gives his number"
If both sexes live by these "rules" then none of us are not going to get anywhere.

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As I've said before my brother is a member on that site and he said the same thing as the bold. He thinks alot of people of both genders are scared to go after what they want but women have the excuse of that's the man job so they don't catch as much flack for being cowards unlike men.
 
Welp, That's a shame...

I did like their smilies tho, we need them over here, in lady form.
 
Oh boy. Read that thread a while ago. Haven't kept up with it lately. A lot of stupidity, but some of it is good insight into how some of these losers think so you can recognize their games and weed them out.
 
I see some men are not taking the advice too seriously.

I made it to number 2 & 3 and thought he was crazy!
When I got to number 7, I thought he was being sarcastic.
When I got to number 13, I hoped he was being sarcastic and not a psychopath :nono:





R.O. Double said:
1. When she asks how she looks, shrug and say "could be better." This will keep her on her toes, and girls love that.

2. Never hold her hand. This can be interpreted as a sign of weakness. If she grabs your hand, squeeze hers really, really hard until she cries. This will impress her by showing her what a strong man you are.

3. Once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over. Girls are like dogs. They love to be roughed up.

4. Call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping. If she is, say "you better be." Repeat this 4 or 5 times until morning. This will show her you care.

5. When she is upset about something, suggest to her that it might be her fault. This will pave the way for her own personal improvement, and every girl needs some improvement.

6. Recognize the small things; they usually mean the most. Then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break them. Because jewelry is for pussies and Asian ladies.

7. If you're talking to another girl, make sure she's looking. When she is, stare into her eyes, mouth the words 'Fuck you, ' and grab the other girl's ***. Girls love competition.

8. Tell her you're taking her out to dinner. Drive for miles so she thinks it's going to be really special. Then take her to a burning tire yard. When she starts to get upset tell her you were just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner. Then drive her home. When she starts crying and asks why you would do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her ear "...because I can."

9. Introduce her to your friends as "some chick". Women love those special nicknames.

10. Play with her hair. Play with it HARD.

11. Warm her up when she's cold... but not by giving her your jacket, because then you might get cold. Rather, look her in the eye and say, "If you don't stop b!tching about the cold right now, you're going to be b!tching about a black eye." The best way to get warm is with fear.

12. Take her to a party. When you get there she'll have to go to the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right when the party's dying and yell at her the whole way home for ditching you at the party.

13. Make her laugh. A good way to do this is if she has a small pet. Kick the pet. I always find stuff like that funny. Why shouldn't girls?

14. Let her fall asleep in your arms. When she's fast asleep, wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! Repeat until she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things. Like basketball.

15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.

16. If you care about her, never ever tell her. This will only give her self confidence. Then you can never turn her into the object she deep down desires to be.

17. Every time you're in her house steal one of the following: shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take one of the pair. This way she'll go crazy.

18. Take her out to dinner. Right when she's about to order interrupt and say "No, she's not hungry". Make her watch you eat. Girls love a guy that speaks for her.

19. Look her in the eyes and smile. Then clock her one. Girls love a spontaneous guy.

20. Give her one of your t-shirts... and make sure it has your smell on it. But not a sexy cologne smell. A bad smell. You know what I'm talking about.

21. Give her the [Only registered and activated users can see links. Click Here To Register...] when ever yall dance.

22. If you're listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell her no. This way she'll think you're mysterious.

23. Remember her birthday, but don't get her anything. Teach her material objects aren't important. The only thing that's important is that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest present she can ever get.

24. When she gives you a present on your birthday, Christmas, or just whenever, take it and tell her you love it. Then next time you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. Girls actually don't like this one that much, but I think it's funny.

25. If she's mad at you for not calling her when you say you will, promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day. This will ensure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you call you're going to tell her a special surprise. Now she'll be really excited. Now don't call. That's also quite funny!
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^^Talk about crazy!!! :nuts: :nono:


melissa-bee said:
It seems like some of them have the same "rules" as us like "know your self worth and put yourself first"
A lot of them are saying "give her the number if she don't phone back then she doesn't like you"
But then we say "i will never call a man who just gives his number"
If both sexes live by these "rules" then none of us are not going to get anywhere.

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But see that's the thing, these guys and their "Rules" are so STUPID! I haven't even read the site, but just reading some of the "snippets" makes me think that that particular site is for losers and low-lifes who never really got anywhere with women in the past. :rolleyes: Or who knows..maybe they've been hurt so badly by all the "Hot Chicks" they tried to get with in the past, and now they're just bitter. :perplexed Hmmm......here's a thought, maybe stop trying so hard to get with the "hot chicks", or the shallow girls who are totally OUT of your league and actually go find some REAL nice girls with some REAL substance for a change! :nuts:

"The Rules" for women is about allowing a guy to PURSUE (as is the custom) and knowing your self-worth. It's NOT about trying to make a guy feel bad or to put him down.

These so-called "Rules" for men seem to be some cry-baby man's way of trying to get the "upper hand" in dating with women. The "pseudo" way of becoming the "Alpha Male" type if you will... Almost as if these guys aren't really Alpha Males, they're just trying to ACT like they are. They try to prey on women's insecurities and try to pretend like they're oh-so-cool and "detached" in hopes that the girl will be turned on by his "mysterious" nature etc. :rolleyes:

I'm sorry, this may work on SOME women, but it wouldn't work on me. This would be SUCH a turn-off to me. Maybe this would have worked on me a few years ago when I was younger and more naive, but THESE days?? I just want a really GENUINELY NICE guy. No bull! Just totally himself.

A guy trying to pretend to be ANYTHING other than himself is a huge turn off to me. :hand:

Plus, these guys are so stupid anyway....:nono: The man is SUPPOSED to be the pursuer and the one "chasing" after the woman..not the other way around. *sigh* Society is so screwed up these days....smh....:nono:
 
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