Br*nzeb*mbsh~ll
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"Paul Mitchell The Detangler is Tha Truth!!!"
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"Un-locing Your Terrifyingly Tangled Hair"
I just had to share.
My daughter is natural waistlength, 3b-ish, I guess, and we've been on the go and I haven't thoroughly combed out her hair in 2 weeks ohwell:*ducking*
I know I am so wrong for that, but I'm just getting over the a really bad case of the flu. Anyhoo, I finally had to get down to the get down, because her hair had shrunken to fist-sized puffs. It was horrible. Her hair is generally a breeze to shampoo and style, but this, this was something to fear.....
So, i come home, we go straight to the bath and I give her a baking soda dc, which usually does the job, quick and easy. Not today.
I then used my trusty Lusters Sheabutter Conditioner mixed with honey dc... Uh uh. Nope.
I then tried Coconut Oil followed by globs of Tressemme Moisture Rich...I start to panic...I envision cutting inches and inches of my daughters' hair out. I shudder.
People will think I'm an unfit mother. I can hear it now, "How could she let her daughter's beautiful hair just go like that? She should be ashamed!" I peruse her tresses. The knots were only in the two front ponytails, the rest of her hair was fine. I thought, waistlength in the back, ear-length bob in the front? ....Eh, Not a good look.
So, thinking I needed more moisture, fast, I was about to smear on a fourth supa-mega-glob of Sheabutter, when my eyes fell on Paul Mitchell The Detangler... thoughts began to flash. *Hey, this stuff has bailed me out in the past. It worked pretty good before. But this is a serious job...hmmm, let's try it.* I say a quick prayer, "Please, Lord, I'll never go this long without detangling her hair again! Let this work!!"
I begin to immerse the ponytails with The Detangler and mir-a-cu-lous-ly, her hair begins to loosen. Slowly, but surely, her ponytails are lengthening...the hair is separating and coming apart!!! My daughter - her hair - her hair is un-loc-ing! It is doing the impossible...it is de-tangling!! I haven't even used a comb!?!
Thank you, Jesus!!!
She lost a meager amount of her hair (maybe the size of a half-dollar?)through this whole process. Incredible. Unbelievable. But true.
I just had to share in case someone was in need of MAJOR hair detangling help. Now I'm off to take 2 tylenol pm after that intense and grueling workout.
Blessings,
~Br*nze
- or -
"Un-locing Your Terrifyingly Tangled Hair"
I just had to share.
My daughter is natural waistlength, 3b-ish, I guess, and we've been on the go and I haven't thoroughly combed out her hair in 2 weeks ohwell:*ducking*
I know I am so wrong for that, but I'm just getting over the a really bad case of the flu. Anyhoo, I finally had to get down to the get down, because her hair had shrunken to fist-sized puffs. It was horrible. Her hair is generally a breeze to shampoo and style, but this, this was something to fear.....
So, i come home, we go straight to the bath and I give her a baking soda dc, which usually does the job, quick and easy. Not today.
I then used my trusty Lusters Sheabutter Conditioner mixed with honey dc... Uh uh. Nope.
I then tried Coconut Oil followed by globs of Tressemme Moisture Rich...I start to panic...I envision cutting inches and inches of my daughters' hair out. I shudder.
People will think I'm an unfit mother. I can hear it now, "How could she let her daughter's beautiful hair just go like that? She should be ashamed!" I peruse her tresses. The knots were only in the two front ponytails, the rest of her hair was fine. I thought, waistlength in the back, ear-length bob in the front? ....Eh, Not a good look.
So, thinking I needed more moisture, fast, I was about to smear on a fourth supa-mega-glob of Sheabutter, when my eyes fell on Paul Mitchell The Detangler... thoughts began to flash. *Hey, this stuff has bailed me out in the past. It worked pretty good before. But this is a serious job...hmmm, let's try it.* I say a quick prayer, "Please, Lord, I'll never go this long without detangling her hair again! Let this work!!"
I begin to immerse the ponytails with The Detangler and mir-a-cu-lous-ly, her hair begins to loosen. Slowly, but surely, her ponytails are lengthening...the hair is separating and coming apart!!! My daughter - her hair - her hair is un-loc-ing! It is doing the impossible...it is de-tangling!! I haven't even used a comb!?!
Thank you, Jesus!!!
She lost a meager amount of her hair (maybe the size of a half-dollar?)through this whole process. Incredible. Unbelievable. But true.
I just had to share in case someone was in need of MAJOR hair detangling help. Now I'm off to take 2 tylenol pm after that intense and grueling workout.
Blessings,
~Br*nze
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