I'm trying to understand this decision but....

[okange76]

First was the black woman who married herself in a lavish wedding. Now this one is marrying a tree. I know times are tough but what on earth is happening to women?

Emma McCabe is a 31-year old woman who has found love in the heart of Tim, a sturdy poplar tree. She says she has fallen in love with the tree and she's happy.

She also says the sex with the tree is the best she has ever had with anyone.

McCabe, who has has a serious of unlucky relationships with actual human men says she's planning to marry the tree although her family think she's insane.

 

[summertimewine]

White people got me f***** up.

 

[OhTall1]

Well, he won't cheat, he won't leave, and since the only sex they can have is in public, they'll always have a steamy love life.

 

[Crackers Phinn]

The thought of tree sex and the resulting splinters shut my brain down.

Somebody needs to stop watching Evil Dead.

 

[jeanghrey]

Well she knows where he'll be sleeping every night.....

 

[MixedBerry]

Well at least he won't ever walk away in an argument.

 

[JollyGal]

The more the media highlights these deviant behaviors the more normal it will seem.
This is disgusting and she is young too.

When women run to the media with the stories do they not think about how their family and friends will feel? What about their chances of employment?

 

[ItsMeLilLucky]

That poplar is going to get popular. She better watch Tim.

 

[frizzy]

She needs to be fully ignored. smdh
I wonder what she would do if somebody told her Tim was already married.

I like her nails!

 

[Ganjababy]

There is a name for this but it escapes me. There was a woman in Germany who was in love with a building I think. Quite a few people in the world who claim they are in love with plants and inanimate objects.

 

[pattyr5]

Mental illness is really not being properly treated in this country. Prescription medication is not the fix. This woman needs hours and hours of therapy.

 

[Prettymetty]

She either just wants attention or there are some serious undiagnosed mental health issues. Either way she is doing too much

Gonna fool around and get a splinter...

 

[luckiestdestiny]

Isn't there a point where we have to throw all that politically correct b.s up in the air and forgo pretending that every fetish/preference is normal...or rather acceptable? She should be declared insane because she is insane.

 

[luckiestdestiny]

The more the media highlights these deviant behaviors the more normal it will seem.
This is disgusting and she is young too.

When women run to the media with the stories do they not think about how their family and friends will feel? What about their chances of employment?

This.

 

[nyeredzi]

Well, he won't cheat, he won't leave, and since the only sex they can have is in public, they'll always have a steamy love life.

I don't know. Rumor mill says Tim has already had a freaky 3some with two squirrels.

 

[SurferBabe]

I think this is satire.

 

[Seraphina]

She either just wants attention or there are some serious undiagnosed mental health issues. Either way she is doing too much

Gonna fool around and get a splinter...

I think the woman who married herself wanted attention. This woman seems legit crazy.

 

[niaelyse]

This looks like something from Star/Sun or whatever the name of that grocery store aisle tabloid is.

 

[MixedBerry]

There is a name for this but it escapes me. There was a woman in Germany who was in love with a building I think. Quite a few people in the world who claim they are in love with plants and inanimate objects.

Object Sexuality or Objectophilia! Omg did you see the one about the man in love with his car? And the car was "male" lol wow.

Yeah I remember watching a show about a woman in love with an old tall amusement park ride and a lady in love with a fence...

 

[Royalq]

At least he'll never suffer from erectile dysfunction. And can go round after round with no recovery. What more do yall bougie lhcf woman want!!!!!

 

[caltron]

At least he'll never suffer from erectile dysfunction. And can go round after round with no recovery. What more do yall bougie lhcf woman want!!!!!

*DEAD*

 

[Pat Mahurr]

She probably worked a pickup line on him: "Imma call you Tim Ber 'cause I might falling for you."

Gives a whole new meaning to "chopping down." Every time she's with him, it's a treesome.

 

[RUBY]

I think it's a unfair to compare this white woman to the black woman who married herself. At least their was some symbolism to the black woman's situation. This white woman is obviously not well, having sex with a tree!

 

[CurlyMoo]

I don't know. Rumor mill says Tim has already had a freaky 3some with two squirrels.

I guess that's why he always has a woody.

 

[Shiks]

I wonder what she would do if someone cut Tim down.

 

[hunnychile]

Tim must have that good wood. *womp womp*

 

[*CherryPie*]

Well, he will leave. He HAS to.

Well, he won't cheat, he won't leave, and since the only sex they can have is in public, they'll always have a steamy love life.

l,

 

[Froreal3]

Object Sexuality or Objectophilia! Omg did you see the one about the man in love with his car? And the car was "male" lol wow.

Yeah I remember watching a show about a woman in love with an old tall amusement park ride and a lady in love with a fence...

I saw the man and car one... Smh

 

[Crystalicequeen123]

This story takes on a whole new meaning to the word "woody".....



Eww...and I saw the one with the man in love w/his car. Just SICK! He even kisses it and has sex w/it too. Smh! Some people really need mental help.