kally
New Member
A little Christian Humor......
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for many days, and frankly God was just tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am
going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will
judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
>> > They moused.
>> > They faxed.
>> > They e-mailed.
>> >They e-mailed with attachments.
>> > They downloaded.
>> > They did spreadsheets!
>> >They wrote reports.
>> > ; They created labels and cards.
>> > They created charts and graphs.
>> > They did some genealogy reports
>> > They did every job known to man.
>> > Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than
hell.
>> > Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed
>> >across
>> > the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went
>> > off.
>> >Satan
>> > stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword known in
the
>> >underworld.
>> > Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each
of
>> > them
>> > restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically,
>> >screaming: "It's
>> > gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the po wer went out!"
>> > Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from
>> > the
>> > past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate.
>> > "Wait!" he screamed! "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has
all
>> > his work and I don't have any?"
>> > God just smiled and said,
>> > ONLY JESUS SAVES
Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for many days, and frankly God was just tired of hearing all the bickering.
Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am
going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will
judge who does the better job."
So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.
>> > They moused.
>> > They faxed.
>> > They e-mailed.
>> >They e-mailed with attachments.
>> > They downloaded.
>> > They did spreadsheets!
>> >They wrote reports.
>> > ; They created labels and cards.
>> > They created charts and graphs.
>> > They did some genealogy reports
>> > They did every job known to man.
>> > Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than
hell.
>> > Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed
>> >across
>> > the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power
went
>> > off.
>> >Satan
>> > stared at his blank screen and screamed every curseword known in
the
>> >underworld.
>> > Jesus just sighed. Finally the electricity came back on, and each
of
>> > them
>> > restarted their computers. Satan started searching frantically,
>> >screaming: "It's
>> > gone! It's all GONE! "I lost everything when the po wer went out!"
>> > Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from
>> > the
>> > past two hours of work. Satan observed this and became irate.
>> > "Wait!" he screamed! "That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has
all
>> > his work and I don't have any?"
>> > God just smiled and said,
>> > ONLY JESUS SAVES
This is really cute! 
thank you
