How much conditioner do you have?

[FluffyRed]

I went to Sally's last night to pick up some plastic hairclips. This sales lady tried to pass me a booklet, had a phone convo the whole time i was there, then asked me if I wanted any conditioner.

Since I didn't appreciate the attempt to upsell me in this economy, 'specially since she had not spoken previously, I felt justified in telling her exactly why I don't "need any dayum conditioner." I currently have:

2 Redken liters - 1 Allsoft, 1 RealControl
2 Costco liters (hydrating)
1 liter-ish bottle of Dumb Blonde
1 liter of Giovanni 50:50
2 regular bottles of Giovanni 50:50
1 regular Giovanni Direct Leave in
1 regular Giovanni Deeper Moisture
2 HE LTRs
1 Dove
1 CON

I know that the PJs here have tons of all kinds of products, but it is really crazy to me that I have sooo much conditioner...

My hair is barely touching sl and is very fine. One oz is all I need to cover all my hair when it is wet.

Will I even live to use all this dayum condish?

What y'all holding?

 

[Natural Glow]

Well lets see...

Sunsilk Thermashine
ORS replenishing conditioner
Neutrogena triple moisture mask
Ion Color Defense
Aubrey Organic honeysuckle rose
Generic Joico K-Pak
John Frieda Brilliant Brunette
LacioLacio
Loreal EverPure
AND the Gallon salon conditioner from Sally's <<that was my SOs face when I walked out with that

I think that's it.

 

[snillohsss]

I can't even begin to name my stash. Not only am I a PJ...but I have thick hair..so I tend to buy 2 of all my conditioners because I run out very fast.

 

[SouthernStunner]

20 VO5 Strawberries and Cream
2 WEN Fig
1 COCO Cream (just something I found in a store)
4 NTM Deep Cond. Mask
4 Stirnillahs
1 Gallon Moist 24/7
4 Bananna Burless
3 NTM Daily Deep Cond
1 Moisture Manic
2 VS so Sexy
This is embarrassing

 

[Denise11]

1 gallon of joico k pak daily conditioner
2 liters of kenra moisturizing condish
1 tub of motions CPR condish
1 5lb tub of Keracare Humecto
Aubreys organic honeysuckle rose
Keracare Humecto in bottle
Giovanni smooth as silk condish
Vs so sexy balancing condish
2 mizani fulfyl treatment condish
3 16oz aphogee 2 min reconstructor
3 hair on cleansing condish
Nexxus Humectress

And some others that I can't get to.

 

[Charz]

anyone selling

 

[Shay72]

1 gallon of Moist Condition 24/7
2 16 oz of Moist Condition 24/7
1 gallon of Moist Condition PRO
1 10 lb pail of Sitrinillah
1 20 oz of Nutrine Garlic Conditioner
2 liters of Giovanni Direct Leave In Conditioner

Um...this list does not include stuff in route.

ETA:
2 jars of Pantene's RN Breakage Defense Deep Conditioning Mask

 

[Dposh167]

HE
Dangerously straight
Hello Hydration (2 of these)

hairveda
strinilah
moist 24/7

giovanni
smooth as silk
50/50 balance
reconstructor

millcreek
biotin
keratin- 2 of these
aloe vera-2 of these
henna
jojoba

Joico
kpak
moisture recovery

Redken Liters
All soft
fresh curls
clear moisture
real control

aphogee 2min (3 of these)

everything else:
motions cpr
aubrey O honeysuckle
salon selectives
nexxus keraphix
gvp conditioning balm
loreal vive pro- (3 of these)
vo5
aussie moist
suave humectant
salerm wheat germ mask
rusk calm conditioner
ntm mask
miss keys 10en1
ors paks
tigi dumb blonde
mizani something....

eta: Wen fig
wen sweet almond
wen lavender

....this is disgusting

 

[chebaby]

redken all soft heavy cream
2 redken all soft conditioners
redken real control mask
gvp conditioning balm
joico k pak deep penetraiting rconstructor
joico k pak hydrator
ubh deep conditioner
2 sitrinilla
shescentit banana brulee
shescentit olive and orange
shescentit fortifying mask
shescentit tea tree and grapefruit
biolage ultra hydrating balm
3 mizani fulfyl and moisturefuze
2 AO HSR
1 AO GPB
1 bottle ORS replenishing
5 ORS replenishing pak
3 conditioners from jasmines bath and beauty
its a 10
whale sperm
pantene R&N mask
pantene R&N conditioner
3 aussi 3 minute conditioners
2 humecto
2 humectress
1 frederick fekkai shea butter mask
1 frederick fekkai shea butter conditioner
5 vo5 conditioner
5 herble essence conditioners
suave coconut conditioner
white rain conditioner
2 my honey child conditioners


thats all i can think of right now

ETA: forgot about

hairveda moist condition pr
moist condition 24/7
silk elements conditioner
silk elements cholestorol
silk elements deep conditioner
2 luster silk cholestorol
giovani (cant remember which one)

ETA:
UANS crema
UANS crema plus


ETA: i didnt know wen counted, in that case
2 sweet almond mint
fig
tea tree
cucumber
lavender

victoria secret conditioner
kenra nourishing mask

also forgot about:
2 aveda brilliant conditioner
aveda damage remedy
aphogee 2 minute

ok i think thats it

 

[gymfreak336]

Lets see

aveda brillant
dudleys drc
nexxus emergencee
motions cpr in the tub
motions cpr in the bottle
alter ego garlic
aubrey organics HSR
Millcreek aloe, biotin
TIGI dumb blonde, moisture maniac, s-factor
kenra mc
joico moisture recovery, kpak reconstructor, kpak daily conditioner, kpak intense hydrator, moisture recovery balm
Jheri redding liquid protein
Duo tex
vitale foaming protein conditioner
aphogee 2 minute reconstructor
aphogee treatment for damaged hair
tresemme vitamin E
paul mitchell the rinse, the conditioner, hair repair treatment, supercharged, the detangler
giovanni tea tree
pantene mask
ors replenishing- two big bottles
senscience cpr treatment, intense hydrating treatment
ion effective care treatment
coloresse mask

ETA: Wen lavender, and sweet almond mint
john frieda mask
freemans papaya mask

 

[Junebug D]

Geez!!! And I thought I had a lot...

Joico Moisture Recovery
TreSemme Moisture Rich
ORS Replenishing
GVP Humectress
Queen Helene Cholesterol
BioInfusion Olive Oil Deep Conditioning Treatment
CON Jojoba & Olive Oil Moisture-Active
AO Island Naturals Replenishing
Naked Naturals Citrus & Keratin Fortifying
BioInfusion Olive Oil Leave-in
Aphogee 2 Minute
AO GPB Balancing
Kenra MC
Goldwell Mositure Definition Intense
Purely Skin Care Organic Lavendar & Palmrosa

 

[chitowngal330]

Wow, ya'll do not play!!

 

[chebaby]

also for got i had

carols daughter tui smoothie
2 carols daughter black vanilla smoothie
1 carols daughter khoret amen smoothie

 

[Lady S]

Okay, this thread is making me feel a little bit better about my stash.

Aussie Hair Insurance
Hair 10
HH LTR leave-in
VO5 Strawberries & Cream
Silk Elements Mega Silk Moisturizing Treatment
Nexxus Emergencee
Aphogee 2 min
Queen Helene Cholesterol
Sally's Generic Nexxus Humectress
Sally's Generic Redken Extreme Anti-Snap
ORS Replenishing Pack
Lustrasilk Shea Butter Cholesterol Plus
Keracare Humecto Cream Conditioner
Organix Smoothing Shea Butter Conditioner
3.25 jars of Pantene R&N mask
Suave Professionals Sleek Conditioner
A tube of conditioner that came with the Natural Instincts Hair Dye (which fried my hair, by the way).

After typing that, I no longer feel better about my stash.

 

[chebaby]

paul mitchell tea trea conditioner
bumble and bumble alojoba(forgot about this. this is actually really good)
aphogee 2 minute
tigi oatmeal and honey

 

[Dposh167]

Lets see

aveda brillant
dudleys drc
nexxus emergencee
motions cpr in the tub
motions cpr in the bottle
alter ego garlic
aubrey organics HSR
Millcreek aloe, biotin
TIGI dumb blonde, moisture maniac, s-factor
kenra mc
joico moisture recovery, kpak reconstructor, kpak daily conditioner, kpak intense hydrator, moisture recovery balm
Jheri redding liquid protein
Duo tex
vitale foaming protein conditioner
aphogee 2 minute reconstructor
aphogee treatment for damaged hair
tresemme vitamin E
paul mitchell the rinse, the conditioner, hair repair treatment, supercharged, the detangler
giovanni tea tree
pantene mask
ors replenishing- two big bottles
senscience cpr treatment, intense hydrating treatment
ion effective care treatment
coloresse mask

ETA: Wen lavender, and sweet almond mint
john frieda mask
freemans papaya mask

alright gym......your holding back. where's the rest of your list. i know u got more than this

 

[veggiegirl314]

Holy moly...where do all yall fit that conditioner?! I really need to show my boyfriend this list, because he is convinced that I'm addicted to hair products! My stash comes nowhere near some of these lists. I have:

Suave Humectant conditioner

And that's it. LOL

 

[gymfreak336]

alright gym......your holding back. where's the rest of your list. i know u got more than this

How you gonna call me out like that. You ain't right........

 

[AsTheCurlzTurns]

Goodness gracious!! That's a whole lotta condish ya'll got there!! I'm not even remotely close to that many.

Now my question is:

Are ya'll honestly using ALL of these? And ummm if ya not, who's selling? LOL

 

[TaurusAngel]

lol. wow. And my mom has me feeling bad about mine

8 V05 moisture milks

2 large size Queen Helene Cholesterol

2 Lekair Cholesterol

3 Silk Elements moisturizing condish.


lol, my list is a baby compared to you ladies.

 

[SouthernStunner]

redken all soft heavy cream
2 redken all soft conditioners
redken real control mask
gvp conditioning balm
joico k pak deep penetraiting rconstructor
joico k pak hydrator
ubh deep conditioner
2 sitrinilla
shescentit banana brulee
shescentit olive and orange
shescentit fortifying mask
shescentit tea tree and grapefruit
biolage ultra hydrating balm
3 mizani fulfyl and moisturefuze
2 AO HSR
1 AO GPB
1 bottle ORS replenishing
5 ORS replenishing pak
3 conditioners from jasmines bath and beauty
its a 10
whale sperm
pantene R&N mask
pantene R&N conditioner
3 aussi 3 minute conditioners
2 humecto
2 humectress
1 frederick fekkai shea butter mask
1 frederick fekkai shea butter conditioner
5 vo5 conditioner
5 herble essence conditioners
suave coconut conditioner
white rain conditioner
2 my honey child conditioners


thats all i can think of right now

ETA: forgot about

hairveda moist condition pr
moist condition 24/7
silk elements conditioner
silk elements cholestorol
silk elements deep conditioner
2 luster silk cholestorol
giovani (cant remember which one)

ETA:
UANS crema
UANS crema plus


ETA: i didnt know wen counted, in that case
2 sweet almond mint
fig
tea tree
cucumber
lavender

victoria secret conditioner
kenra nourishing mask

also forgot about:
2 aveda brilliant conditioner
aveda damage remedy
aphogee 2 minute

ok i think thats it

WHEN I GROW UP I WANNA BE LIKE YOU

 

[Shay72]

My list is a joke compared to some of you ladies. I tend to be quite loyal and just started venturing out recently.

 

[Mook's hair]

I seriously have a conditioner obsession! I actually feel a little better now looking at some of your lists. Mine isn't as long as che che's but it's still long though.

 

[Eisani]

I'm not even going there. Yall know I'm a PJ, but more specifically, a conditioner junkie...I'll leave u to your thoughts.

 

[SouthernStunner]

Come on lady I really wanna see your list. I did show this to DH and he to you guys but now I dont feel as bad. I can actually get more!!!!

 

[divinempress]

I'm a PJ (or so I thought! ) , with thick hair and I absolutely can't get enough of condish! but u ladies have me beat!!
I'm not gonna bother with my petty list

lol

 

[divinempress]

redken all soft heavy cream
2 redken all soft conditioners
redken real control mask
gvp conditioning balm
joico k pak deep penetraiting rconstructor
joico k pak hydrator
ubh deep conditioner
2 sitrinilla
shescentit banana brulee
shescentit olive and orange
shescentit fortifying mask
shescentit tea tree and grapefruit
biolage ultra hydrating balm
3 mizani fulfyl and moisturefuze
2 AO HSR
1 AO GPB
1 bottle ORS replenishing
5 ORS replenishing pak
3 conditioners from jasmines bath and beauty
its a 10
whale sperm
pantene R&N mask
pantene R&N conditioner
3 aussi 3 minute conditioners
2 humecto
2 humectress
1 frederick fekkai shea butter mask
1 frederick fekkai shea butter conditioner
5 vo5 conditioner
5 herble essence conditioners
suave coconut conditioner
white rain conditioner
2 my honey child conditioners
hairveda moist condition pr
moist condition 24/7
silk elements conditioner
silk elements cholestorol
silk elements deep conditioner
2 luster silk cholestorol
giovani (cant remember which one)
UANS crema
UANS crema plus
2 sweet almond mint
fig
tea tree
cucumber
lavender
victoria secret conditioner
kenra nourishing mask
2 aveda brilliant conditioner
aveda damage remedy
aphogee 2 minute
carols daughter tui smoothie
2 carols daughter black vanilla smoothie
1 carols daughter khoret amen smoothie
paul mitchell tea trea conditioner
bumble and bumble alojoba(forgot about this. this is actually really good)
tigi oatmeal and honey

girl! how do u decide what to use and when?!!?

 

[msa]

2 cans of coconut milk.

 

[Lucky's Mom]

2 cans of coconut milk.

The Rest of y'all!!! DANG. I have alot ingredients. And I will be using all that I have....

 

[newflowers]

2 - 4 oz aubrey's organic blue green algae conditioning mask *
2 - 16 oz phytojoba mask express
2 - 16 oz phytosesame moisturizing conditioner
1 - 16 oz phytokarite ultra nourishing mask *
1 - 16 oz biosilk recovery treatment*
1 - 5 oz goldwell moisture definition treatment intense
2 - 6 oz icon inner home
1 - 5 oz alterna 10 hair masque
1 - 5 oz alterna cavier anti-aging seasilk
2 - 8 oz folligen therapy conditioner
1 - 23 oz ors replenishing conditioner*
1 - 8 oz ojon ultra hydrating conditioner
1 - 16 oz roux porosity control
5 - packets graham webb silk repair thermacore therapy*
1 - box redken extreme deep fuel*
1 - 33 oz nexxus keraphix*

conditioning oils
1 - 5 oz ojon restorative treatment
2 - boxes (ten vials) phyto huille d'ales
2 - 2.3 oz phytonectar oil*

leave in's
2 - 5 oz phyto7
2 - 8 oz phytomist

Okay that's over NINETEEN POUNDS of conditioner - I think I can safely say that I've gone off the deep end and have obviously lost my mind. I used to have way more than this, but I am working really hard to use everything I have and not buy more conditioners until I do. Once I use everything, my plan is to stick with my favorites, though I do like all of these, just some better than others. Interestingly (at least to me) I have only five shampoos.

This is not as much as some ladies, but I am definitely in conditioner overload. Thank goodness I'm in the deep conditioning challenge because it's going to take many two to three times a week to use up all of this.