He seems like the perfect guy, except he has

moda

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yuck mouth :lol:

By yuck mouth I mean yellowing/browning teeth, yet they all seem to be there.

Do you still exchange numbers?
 
Define yellowing. Like does this look like a mouth of decay or does he need a cleaning and whitening session?

decay, no way
 
Define yellowing. Like does this look like a mouth of decay or does he need a cleaning and whitening session?

decay, no way

Just yellowing, no decay. He'll probably need more than cleaning, but a whitening should certainly solve his issue.
 
Hmm in that case Id have to look at him overall to make a judgment. teeth are a funny thing, some people seem more prone to yellowing especially depending on what they eat/drink. If overall everything good and the hygiene was above board, I might. And hten just bring up the whitening aspect as soon as decency allowed :look:
 
How yellow? Are we talking magnolia or Spongebob colour?

Yellow-Teeth.jpg
 
Y'all know damn well if you see a dude whose mouth looks like someone went over his teeth with a yellow highlighter, y'all ain't gonna sit there and be like "oh, he might just need some Zoom". :lol:
 
:lachen::lachen:
I dunno...you might have to play some sort of kinky 'ms dentist and mr patient' game to sparkle those bad boys up.If he is a good man, buy some blanx get some hooker heels on and get your roleplay on Moda!!!
 
Decay....no!!!

Coffee stained...more than likely, yes.

Spongebob yellow....HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
I personally could never do it :nono: I have turned away guys for much less. I remember a guy with just some yellow at the gum line :barf: It's been years since I was on the dating scene but my first thought was he did not have dental insurance, or he had his priorities screwed up. How are you going to be dressed in something reminiscent of Sunday's best and have a nasty mouth :nono:
 
I personally could never do it :nono: I have turned away guys for much less. I remember a guy with just some yellow at the gum line :barf: It's been years since I was on the dating scene but my first thought was he did not have dental insurance, or he had his priorities screwed up. How are you going to be dressed in something reminiscent of Sunday's best and have a nasty mouth :nono:

Can you imagine kissing this yuck mouth.....deal Lord take the wheel.....:nono:
 
Can you imagine kissing this yuck mouth.....deal Lord take the wheel.....:nono:

does he own property? is his pension sorted? good relationship with his mother? no kids? good job? cute facially otherwise?
if the answers are yes then you all need to shut your arses up and get the man some veneers:lachen:
 
does he own property? is his pension sorted? good relationship with his mother? no kids? good job? cute facially otherwise?
if the answers are yes then you all need to shut your arses up and get the man some veneers:lachen:


:lachen:....you are so right.....I could be passing on a good mate....:lol:
 
Can't do it..

I remember a while ago when I met a guy in a dark nightclub..he looked all good and well until I met him for lunch a few days later.
He had all types of brown and yellow crooked teeth..I could barely even eat my food.
Then this man had the nerve to dip his fries in my soup and double dip a few times...with that nasty mouth of his.
Thats when I completely lost my appetite.
 


Oh wow, thats pretty yellow.

I may have to revise my previous statement


OK so random comment, her teeth looked very different on my work computer. At work they looked like lemonade and on my home laptop, not so much.
 
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Can't do it..

I remember a while ago when I met a guy in a dark nightclub..he looked all good and well until I met him for lunch a few days later.
He had all types of brown and yellow crooked teeth..I could barely even eat my food.
Then this man had the nerve to dip his fries in my soup and double dip a few times...with that nasty mouth of his.
Thats when I completely lost my appetite.

:lachen::nono:
 
Can't do it..

I remember a while ago when I met a guy in a dark nightclub..he looked all good and well until I met him for lunch a few days later.
He had all types of brown and yellow crooked teeth..I could barely even eat my food.
Then this man had the nerve to dip his fries in my soup and double dip a few times...with that nasty mouth of his.
Thats when I completely lost my appetite.


:nono::nono::nono::nono::nono::nono: & :lachen::lachen::lachen:

Thats nasty but it was funny! I def would not have been able to eat
 
So if he's otherwise a good catch and needs a bit of whitening maybe you can plant the idea in his head. Like ask him to stop so you can get some gum and while you two are looking at the gum, go for the whitening kind and mention that a bright smile is really important to you. If takes the bait and starts discussing the topic, you can also mention that you really like the whitening toothpastes and rinses. Maybe he'll jump on board and get the teeth together. If not, I'd have to leave him at the curb.
 
I *might" give him a chance. But I'll probably be honest and suggest that he try my Crest White Strips!!

Or good ol' fashion baking soda and peroxide mix. I would have to find out about his hygenine habits. Because uh' I don't want to catch none of his coodies.
 
So...what if you were married or dating (whatever) a dude who lost his teeth in an accident? Would you then leave him?

Teeth was never an issue for me because to me, those things are easily fixed. But I'd have to let him know...babe, you know we gotta fix that right? If he's open to it, why not? Especially if he's perfect....
 
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