When I was in elementary school, I had a best friend who had the most glorious thick, healthy, long head of hair that whenever she cut it seemed to sprout back out in WEEKS!
My hair, on the other hand, at that time was unhealthy, short, and broken off. I wanted long hair SOOOOOO bad, and I prevailed upon her over and over again to tell me her secret.
One day she told me that her mother told her that the reason that her hair grew so fast was that she had "growing dandruff". We put our heads together and decided if we flaked some off of her scalp and put it into mine that my hair would grow long, strong, and thick too.
Needless to say, this was an experiment that failed miserably. /images/graemlins/ohwell.gif
Now, I'm not saying that there's no such thing as "growing dandruff". I'm just saying that the application of growing dandruff to MY head proved to have fruitless results. /images/graemlins/crazy.gif