David is lookin for a female to stay with.

[Crackers Phinn]

Now he got the Sarah posely which I think is Cerebal Palsy's Appalachian cousin but it's all good cuz he cooks and cleans and is down to do whatever you ask until the 26th
I don't want to hear about making fun of the disabled and homeless because the tilt to his head lets me know that whoever let this fool in their house is getting robbed and possibly worse.

 

[awhyley]

He walks with a lamp. What could go wrong?

 

[meka72]

@Crackers Phinn, would you please bring me some matzo ball soup on the long bus ride to hell? Because I lost it at “Sarah posley.”

 

[meka72]

My moma might help a brother out. I don’t know how her husband is going to feel though

 

[CarefreeinChicago]

He can come clean up and sleep on my cat’s chaise

 

[Crackers Phinn]

He can come clean up and sleep on my cat’s chaise

Look at that man. He don't know what a cat chaise is. He go think you offering him some freaky deaky.

 

[Ms. Tarabotti]

But @Crackers Phinn. He's willing to do whatever........maybe he can eat that food/ in the Epicurious Curiosities thread.

He wants to stay until Thanksgiving- probably looking for some mac and cheese and greens.

 

[Rastafarai]

But what an adorable, innocent face he has.

 

[Goombay_Summer]

This industrious fellow travels with his own lighting system wonder if it's energy efficient?

 

[EagleEyes85]

Is this what cuffing season looks like in 2020?
@Crackers Phinn I’m over here in tears.

 

[frizzy]

Him telling the cops...she said I could chase the cat and go to sleep. I always go to sleep after I catch the cat.

Look at that man. He don't know what a cat chaise is. He go think you offering him some freaky deaky.

 

[Theresamonet]

The real question is what kind of lamp does he walk with? Lantern, table lamp, wall sconce ? He doesn’t strike me as the chandelier type.

 

[LivingInPeace]

Y'all tryin to bust the gates of hell wide open!

 

[Saludable84]

Well, with Sarah polsey being a serious issue, I hope his IQ is high enough in the double digits to understand what constitutes as "female" these days and hope that lamp can help him when hes the cat getting chased.

 

[caribeandiva]

Thanks for this thread Crackers! I haven’t laughed this hard in a while

 

[Rocky91]

y’all are just in here trying to tear brothas down this is why this board is full of single women celebrating Kamala for being with the white man

 

[meka72]

Who voted to let david come stay with her?

 

[kupenda]

The real question is what kind of lamp does he walk with? Lantern, table lamp, wall sconce ? He doesn’t strike me as the chandelier type.

He looks like the creative type. Obviously enterprising. Who’s to say he isn’t carrying one of those green library lamps? I love a man with a thirst for knowledge

 

[intellectualuva]

I was not expecting this thread to be about a guy in Jax. I have seen an explosion of men in this age group at stoplights. I do wonder who is paying for his phone where he will be receiving these calls and texts.

This thread is too much. A whole computer in his hand where he can look up how to spell it and yet opts not to. Oh Man with a lamp......smh LOL

 

[meka72]

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My moma might help a brother out. I don’t know how her husband is going to feel though

It just dawned on me that my moma is texting like david. I just asked if she has Sarah posley too?

 

[MizAvalon]

Why does he only need to stay until the 26th though? What is going to magically happen on that day?

 

[Crackers Phinn]

Why does he only need to stay until the 26th though? What is going to magically happen on that day?

David know he gotta give a leave by date even though he know he ain't leaving. Once you let David in, he go be like Trump in the White House.

 

[awhyley]

Why does he only need to stay until the 26th though? What is going to magically happen on that day?

 

[Kanky]

How did I miss this thread?