It's a video Matt (matchmaker) did for April Fool's Day. LOL.
Here's the synopsis:
1. Do you. If you're in PJs, no need to change.
2. Be stern and expressionless. Don't smile.
3. Use the limbic system of your brain.
4. Give him the right amount of resistance when he approaches you.
5. Sneak your number in his pocket.
6. Text him over and over again to make sure he's gotten your text. Better yet, show up at his place.
7. Sleep with him as quickly as possible.
8. Affirmations. Repeat this: "John Doe and I are in a relationship".
9. Occupy as much of his time as much as possible.