NJoy
Here I grow again!
The cleaning crew left hella water on my bathroom floor so when I got off of work at 5am and had to go potty I walked in there with my work shoes on instead of my shower flippy floppies and went head first into the wall and then the floor.
A few seconds later I woke up with my unicorn horn
Ow!!! That sounds horrible. So sorry that happened and I hope that noogie goes down quickly. There should be some heads rolling for that one.