Bluetooth Ministry

Zeal

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Is there a Bluetooth Ministry that no one told me about? I am going to start taking picturs of everyone in chruch wearng a bluetooth and make a video.

I really want to know why people are walking around in church wearing bluetooths? Deacons, 2 choir member marched down the aisle yesterday with Bluetooths in one behind the other. :nono::nono:

One time there was a guest leading devotion. Singing her heart out. Standing in the front. Bluetooth in ear.

Um.... is this only at my church? :lachen::lachen:
 
You are sooooo wrong! LOL! Our service is at 7:30 AM. So i don't think so. LOL! LOL!:lachen::lachen: LOL!

Okay, well, maybe people are just too attached to communicating with people. The church I go to made a video making fun of such people that we watched yesterday. :laugh:

But seriously, I've seen it in church and at work--men becoming awfully attached to their bluetooths during football and baseball season. People think they're slick...
 
Okay, well, maybe people are just too attached to communicating with people. The church I go to made a video making fun of such people that we watched yesterday. :laugh:

But seriously, I've seen it in church and at work--men becoming awfully attached to their bluetooths during football and baseball season. People think they're slick...

Women too. I tell you, I am goitn to start taking pictures of people's ear's and posting them. I REALLY don't understand this. I am going to ask..... did you know you are searing a bluetooth? Or.... I like you Bluetooth.. it rally matches your outfit.
 
Women too. I tell you, I am goitn to start taking pictures of people's ear's and posting them. I REALLY don't understand this. I am going to ask..... did you know you are searing a bluetooth? Or.... I like you Bluetooth.. it rally matches your outfit.

LOL!! :lachen:
That's too funny y'all. I haven't seen any of the members of the bluetooth ministry at my church but I do see the iPad, kindle, and smartphone ministries in full force. :lachen:
Disclaimer for any of my church members on LHCF: I promise when you see me with my gadgets out, I am only pulling up online bibles and the like:grin:.
 
Back in the day.... :look:

Anyhoo...when I was a little girl, I remember that the first a gentleman did was remove his hat while in Church, and they did this before setting foot upon the steps of the buildiing.

The same principle should apply to Bluetooth's for everyone. Treat it as a hat or better yet as an umbrella, They are for outside of the Church building.

It's truly disrespectful to the Holy Spirit to allow something distracting to remain a distraction.
 
I really don't understand. It's just like, as soon as you step into the church. Trun the phone off and take the bletooth off.

It's a shame that it has to be postd in the church bulletin to turn the phone off.
 
I don't like bluetooths. They look like electronic cockroaches with blue lights flickerin'. I am old-fashioned and use earplugs. When I go to church my Blackberry goes on silent and is locked and into my bagsy she goes. My friends and family know my schedule anyway, so.................. you know you will NOT get a response until I am in my car or close to it.

OP, thanks for the laugh!!!
 
When I see a missed call (which is rare) on Sunday, I'm like, WHO IS CALLING ME ON SUNDAY ?????!!!!!!!!!! AT THIS TIME ?:blush:

I have blue tooth access but I don't like them either. I really don't think they are safe.
 
I don't like bluetooths. They look like electronic cockroaches with blue lights flickerin'. I am old-fashioned and use earplugs. When I go to church my Blackberry goes on silent and is locked and into my bagsy she goes. My friends and family know my schedule anyway, so.................. you know you will NOT get a response until I am in my car or close to it.

OP, thanks for the laugh!!!
LOL!! :lachen::lachen:

When I see a missed call (which is rare) on Sunday, I'm like, WHO IS CALLING ME ON SUNDAY ?????!!!!!!!!!! AT THIS TIME ?:blush:

I have blue tooth access but I don't like them either. I really don't think they are safe.
Exactly, girl yeah. You can call me while I'm in church if you want to...:fistshake: Unless it's an emergency, (then call the church directly) don't bother me while I'm puttin' in my time with God:naughty:. Shoot, I'm tryna' work out my soul salvation:lol:.
 
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