I don't but I love ya'll though, especially the Charismatic players!
You be in church...the Pastor get the "ah" going "And you know what-ah? Ain't nothin-ah! That the Lawd-ah! Can't do!"
The organ player starts up....Sista Thomas with the big hat that no one can see past up to 3 rows back jumps up and says "PREACH! YOU BETTA PREACH!"
The Pastor throws his towel down and BAM! Organ goes full swing, Sis Thomas starts doing laps around the church and 7 tamborine players supernaturally appear out of nowhere!
Sis Jones gets up and starts praying in the Holy Ghost (and you know there ain't no intepreter
) and everyone is in the Spirit.
Then the Pastor calls for the "pause"
Ya'll know the pause right? All the sudden everything stops! Then the Pastor starts talking normal again....gets heated back up, the organ starts to going again, and the Pastor give a loud "HEEEEEEEEEEY!" and BAM it starts up again!
Church finally releases at 2pm
Gotta love it!
Forreal though, where ya'll tamborine players be hiding?