If products were relationships then I'd say....lol!!!

[MrJohnsonsRib]

Okay so this is more of a funny then a load of info,but I know you ladies have a sense of humor
Sooooo....I say...

Relaxers-we decided to be "friends" (we know what that means) after a long 16 years of devotion

Gel-It's like a booty call, only when I 'm desperate

Coconut oil- we just met and I think we will be seeing a lot more of each other

Bitoin pills- I feel like I'm the only one doing the work, but I just know it will pay off...

Ovation-out of my league but maybe I could be worthy, Megatek is even a maybe and the long distance thing is working I need it right here right now!

Shampoos-why can't I find a gentle and one that's not so full of itself?
Okay so every now and again I want an aggressive Suave to clarify me but is it really that bad?


EVOO- we're so close, that's a really good friend ,yep honey too...

Satin Pillowcase-makes me feel safe when in bed with me every night-I don't have to fear!

satin scarf- the only one to make me feel better when I'm having a bad (hair) day-how sweet!

Trims-everybody thinks you two look perfect, but you know better- one minute you gettin somewhere then the next thing you know BAM!!! "I think we're moving too fast"- What the heck is that!!!???

ORS pak- When I'm weak-*crying*-it's strong

Hot six oil/Kemi Oyl- Man! We go wayyy back and we still tight!

Okay Ima quit cause I'm goofin off too much!!

 

[divinempress]

you're too much

 

[SvelteVelvet]

That was cute!

 

[brebre928]

LOL...

Mines would go like this...

Relaxers: "It's not you, it's me. I'm just at a point in my life where I'm ready to let you go. Goodbye love."

CoConut Oil: "I just met you the other day and I think I've already fallin in love. How could I go on this long without knowing you?"

EVOO: "You know you my main one don't you."

Shampoo: "You know you're the best."

Conditioner: "I like the way you work it babe. You have a way of smoothing things out"

Satin Scarf: "You're always there when I need you."

ORS Olive Oil: "Baby, we been together for a loooooong time. You seen me through some good (hair) days and bad (hair)days. Don't you ever change."

Elasta QP Recovery Oil Moisturizer: "i'm still gettin to know you. But I like what I see so far."

 

[Odd One]

Too funny cause i was doing something similar just yesturday. Only mine refered to as the Crack family

Mom Crack would be my relaxer(classic creamy crack lol)
Dad Crack would be my Conair steam straightner
Kid Crack number 1 is my ntm serum
Kid Crack number 2 is nexxus heat protexx

and then we still have
the Mistresse Crack is my deep condish(shes takes over when mom Crack is not around)
cousin Crack elasta qp mango butter
Close friends of the Crack family is the oils i use the seal

and the list goes on....

 

[MrJohnsonsRib]

I'm bored...I'm at work so shhhh keep it on the DL- I try to look busy-yeah right they don't really bother me if everything is up to par- I love this job!

 

[MrJohnsonsRib]

Too funny cause i was doing something similar just yesturday. Only mine refered to as the Crack family

Mom Crack would be my relaxer(classic creamy crack lol)
Dad Crack would be my Conair steam straightner
Kid Crack number 1 is my ntm serum
Kid Crack number 2 is nexxus heat protexx

and then we still have
the Mistresse Crack is my deep condish(shes takes over when mom Crack is not around)
cousin Crack elasta qp mango butter
Close friends of the Crack family is the oils i use the seal

and the list goes on....

Okay so I'm close to broke but I'm gonna go and buy that QP mango butter crack cause it sounds "addictive" lol!

 

[Highly Favored8]

I would say to all the products that work good in my hair only a few.

I would say "products will you marry me" ring and all LOL =)

 

[SvelteVelvet]

BeeMine, BT, OCT just dropped off by the Postman: "I don't want you to get the wrong idea about me, I'm usually not like this on the first date, but I've been anticipating this moment all week and I just GOTTA have you!" *Rips box open*

 

[ladytee2]

Im working too. If you dont tell on me I wont tell on you. .

 

[naturalgurl]

I'm at work too but my boss lady is soooooo coooool!

Coconut oil- my main squeeze, we'll never split up
Raw Shea butter- my lover who pays my bills
EVOO- my undercover lover who won't let me leave(stalker type)
Aloe vera- my gentle lover who just wants to be there no matter what
Vatika oil- my booty call
Amla- my exotic lover that I hit up every now and then
Castile soap- lover that lurks in the shadows

 

[infojunkie]

This is too cute. Ya'll are good to keep a sista entertained on slow days.

 

[Lucky's Mom]

This is awesome....


Relaxer - "Um no... we have to never see each other again.... Our relationship is just....umm, well.... uh.... Toxic...

Coconut Oil - "I don't know what it is.... I feel so connected to you...OK ... I love you!!!! I will never EVER let you go!!!!!

Honey, Olive oil, aloe vera and Eggs: You make me dance, you make me smile......... We are best Friends....

LBB Condish - You have saved my hair. Thank you - I love you! :hero:

Mineral oil: :hardslap:Stay away from me, jerk!

 

[MrJohnsonsRib]

Im working too. If you dont tell on me I wont tell on you. .

Secret's safe with me...thank goodness our bosses aren't LHCF fans then we'd be busted!

 

[SvelteVelvet]

I'm at work too, I've been here for a minute suffering without LHCF between the hours of 8 and 4:30 and I JUST figured out a way about a week or two ago to trick the weblocker so that I can view messageboards. I was at my desk like "Aww ish, it's ON now!" Lol

 

[Iluvsmuhgrass]

 

[SouthernStunner]

I'm at work too, I've been here for a minute suffering without LHCF between the hours of 8 and 4:30 and I JUST figured out a way about a week or two ago to trick the weblocker so that I can view messageboards. I was at my desk like "Aww ish, it's ON now!" Lol

I am at work too. This is the easiest job I have ever had. I am on here all day and when I get home I have to get back on cause I cant see all the pics at work. I almost feel guilty for getting paid. UH....I take that back I am worth every penny. As long as everything is on the up and up here no one bothers me. We actually play more then we work and I work with Commanders (4) that are doctors and we work in a hospital. It is so much fun.

 

[luvn_life]

LOL... I like this thread

To my shampoo - I'd be in the Relationship Forum writing threads like Why is it that everytime I start to love it, it doesn't like me anymore and Why when it seems like it should be perfect you're just not into it...

To my Aussie Moist - Everytime I'm out tricking with these others, you always are there. And you patiently work through the damage that they caused.

My Coconut Oil - I love YOU!!! You are my rock...

And to my Satin Scarf - I will never replace. We down for LIFE!!!

 

[Chevelure618]

You ever think of doing standup? That was very clever.

 

[strawbearysweet]

I'm cracking up ova here. You guys keep it up.

 

[Patricia]

I would say: I LOVE YOU APHOGEE LEAVE IN AND GREEN TEA YOU MAKE ME FEEL SOOOOO GUUUD

 

[Quest4healthyhair]

Paul Mitchell products - "If loving you is wrong, I don't want to be right."

 

[chebaby]

carols daughter "im not gonna keep staying around letting you go do your thing and come back chebaby. you cant keep leaving and comming back"

coconut oil "im good for other things too baby"

joico "i knew you would fall in love with me, thats why i stay away from you amaatures"

cocasta "oh so you think you can put me on the shelf so you can play with avosoya and then come back like its all good. i aint no booty call"

 

[MrJohnsonsRib]

I am at work too. This is the easiest job I have ever had. I am on here all day and when I get home I have to get back on cause I cant see all the pics at work. I almost feel guilty for getting paid. UH....I take that back I am worth every penny. As long as everything is on the up and up here no one bothers me. We actually play more then we work and I work with Commanders (4) that are doctors and we work in a hospital. It is so much fun.

I know sometimes I can't see pictures at work either sometimes i can get on Fotki if I keep trying different links. lol!