LOL, this post is hilarious, thanks for starting it, OP.
I voted "yes" without even reading the requirements, so here goes:
Brains: Of course
Body: Feelin' my D cups and round booty.
BSL: My BSL is APL. But I make up those missing inches with my Creativity, Strength, Empathy and Resourcefullness. Multiply each feature by 2 inches and I'm past BSL, baby
To the ladies who rated themselves "so-so" on the brains front: Hello, are you not on this site to learn about your hurrr? This alone gives you extra points!
Cendra

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