SPERM FOR GROWTH?

[SmileyNY]

Y'all gonna mess around & get pregnant with whale babies trying to grow some hair! Cut it out, now, ya hear?!




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[LovelyNaps26]

About three months ago i began using this on my thinning edges and Im experiencing slightly more growth than when I was using Valaries Potion.

Began using what? Whale or human?

excuse my typos i hate it as much as you.

Human. I alternate between this and my sulfur mix.

well there you have it folks. a testimonial from a satisfied customer.

when i get married this would only happen by accident. anyway the way things are looking i'll already be waist length by time i'm married so i won't be hard up (no pun intended) for length.

 

[NJoy]

Oh Lawd. This is ALL my hubby needs to see. Please don't get him started. Talk about willing to be helpful.

 

[Aireen]

Oh Lawd. This is ALL my hubby needs to see. Please don't get him started. Talk about willing to be helpful.

LOL NJoy but since you already got long hair you can market the idea, you might already have some customers that are interested and can make a killer profit.

 

[CharyAlm0nd]

You really did say to watch out for a spin off...and after reading this thread all I can say is \(._.\) TO THE WINDOW (/._.)/ TO THE WALL... some of these responses are hilarious!

 

[My Friend]

Oh Lawd. This is ALL my hubby needs to see. Please don't get him started. Talk about willing to be helpful.

NJoy...Enjoy

 

[niqu92]

This is gross as far as human sperm. I mean come on lol. I don't want that on my face, in my mouth,inside me, or on my hair. Just no thank you. I WOULD watch a challenge and sit back and secretly smh! at people applying sticky kids to their hair and scalp. I love good peen as much as the next but your children must go down the potty or in the trash just not in my hair.


Remember that movie something about Mary. Made her hair rock hard and stand at attention. I imagine it would be crusty and leave a film if you overdid too...with flakes.

How do you get whale nut again?

excuse my typos i hate it as much as you.

waayyyl...if thats the case....where do you want it?lol

 

[niqu92]

Should I start a human sperm challenge ?

lmaao uhmm EW lol

 

[My Friend]

Shoot, I don't want hair growth that bad..

This is not about hair growth This is for whole body health.

I'll work my way down....no pun intended

Protein treatment
Face Exercises
Keeps mouth hydrated
Whole body moisturizer
Antidepressant
Cancer preventation
High Blood Pressure preventor
Lose calories

And so much more.......

 

[discodumpling]

I dunno....maybe it will count as a light protein treatment if I mixed it with some oil and conditioner.

 

[NJoy]

LOL NJoy but since you already got long hair you can market the idea, you might already have some customers that are interested and can make a killer profit.

Aireen

(8 second video response to that)


Tryna have me looking all crazy.

 

[My Friend]

@Aireen

(8 second video response to that)


Tryna have me looking all crazy.

I'M ON THE FLO!!!!!!

 

[Geminigirl]

waayyyl...if thats the case....where do you want it?lol

In the condom and in the trash preferably.

Luckily my hair doesn't need a lot of protein so this isn't for me anyways. This should be good for relaxed. Also this is good for those freaky girls that like to rub it all over them and foam it in their mouth, rub it in their face. Yup good challenge for y'all. I'm traumatized lol.

excuse my typos i hate it as much as you.

 

[Aireen]

Aireen

(8 second video response to that)


Tryna have me looking all crazy.

 

[Lyric]

My Reaction: GIFSoup


LMAO I can just IMAGINE how the convo will go down!!! A girl bringing this up to her SO while coloring

 

[Aireen]

Luckily my hair doesn't need a lot of protein so this isn't for me anyways. This should be good for relaxed. Also this is good for those freaky girls that like to rub it all over them and foam it in their mouth, rub it in their face. Yup good challenge for y'all. I'm traumatized lol.

I think if some of y'all have SOs that don't mind watching this kind of stuff and getting turned on by it that it would be no problem for them to uh... stimulate the same thing for y'all on your scalp for growth.

 

[bebezazueta]

Aireen

(8 second video response to that)


Tryna have me looking all crazy.

ROTFL!

But come to think of it my spurs grow really fast. Just saying

 

[LaughingOctopus]

That movie "There's Something about Mary" comes to mind...

 

[divachyk]

Pass this time and any other time in the future that this conversation ever comes up.

 

[SuchaLady]

This is where I draw the line.

 

[Afrobuttafly]

Jizz for growth?

 

[Leeda.the.Paladin]

I like to experiment as much as the next person, but I just couldn't do this. There are too many other alternatives to resort to this (for me).

 

[Kn0ttyByNatur3]

no wonder porn stars have such beautiful hair.

 

[SuchaLady]

As I read through the thread I thought maybe I was being immature. This is just nasty; my maturity levels are fine.

 

[anartist4u2001]

i think imma pass on that sis.

 

[My Friend]

 

[aishasoleil]

I'm told my DH about this thread and he said, "Well babe, I know how important your hair is to you so..."

 

[Geminigirl]

I think if some of y'all have SOs that don't mind watching this kind of stuff and getting turned on by it that it would be no problem for them to uh... stimulate the same thing for y'all on your scalp for growth.

Exactly.

excuse my typos i hate it as much as you.

 

[NJoy]

I'm told my DH about this thread and he said, "Well babe, I know how important your hair is to you so..."

IKR? Brothas always willing to take one for the team.

 

[aquajoyice]

I've created my own mixture 2 parts sperm 2 parts breast milk. And have gained a tremendous amount of growth. Just look at what happens when the body is filled with these two things. What happens? It grows...