You know your a hair fanatic when

[LifeafterLHCF]

I was just thinking about things I do hair related and how I aspire for such a plush mane.

*I always look at organic products and how it can serve my hair
*I decide my hair do for the week a week in advance to make sure I have all supplies
I talk hair to clients I serve-welfare folks often trying to get them to leave those horrid lacefronts and the glue behind-I see this a helping society

Any of you ladies have you know that is a hair fanatic or you know that' a pj thoughts..happy Saturday!

 

[melissa-bee]

When you think about what conditioners you can use for tomorrow's wash before you think about what you're having for lunch/dinner.

 

[Lucie]

When you make regimens for women with lackluster, busted hair in your mind as they walk by or talk to you.

When you read the ingredients on a product before purchasing and become indignant at the offensive chemicals like: petrolatum, mineral oil, et cetera.

When you are pefectly content to make a night of hair beauty and do not regret NOT going out with your friends.

When your soul burns when you see a really young girl with a relaxer.

When someone's hair is so beautiful you want to touch it but don't because you respect her space. You know you'd flip out if someone just touched your own hair like you were cool.

You have emergency hair supplies: hair pins, claws, scrunchies, hair mist spray, smoothing gel, et cetera in your car, desk or on your person.

You bring your own pillowcase when you travel. No need to lose precious strands over a 50 count pillowcase.

Your friends and family call you to receive consultation on how to regrow their hair or for general hair advice.

Your DH/SO is as knowledgable about relaxed/natural hair as you!

Your DH/SO knows whenever your hair looks fly he MUST take a picture of your hair for the forum/Fotki.

Your DH/SO knows he must comply without complaint or else...........................

When you know who to really give hair advice to and who to keep it superficial with. You almost have an intuition on who REALLY wants to grow their hair and who just wants a magic potion.

When your DH/SO wants you to speak to his co-worker because he told her how amazing your hair is and that hers can be as amazing if she follows your advice.

*Sadly these are ALL from personal experience*

 

[Uniqzoe]

I talk hair to clients I serve-welfare folks often trying to get them to leave those horrid lacefronts and the glue behind-I see this a helping society

Keep up the good work for all mankind!

 

[SmileyNY]

-- You go into Sallys for 1 thing & end up "stocking up"

-- Once you find a hair idol on YouTube, you watch all of their videos in one sitting.

-- You actually feel a little sorry for & want to help people with damaged hair... Even tho they probably don't give a rats arse about their own hair

-- If you accidentally doze off, you wake up in a panic to put your silk bonnet on

-- You're constantly complimenting strangers on their hair... (and sometimes you even ask for their reggie )

-- You rewind good hair porn and watch it over & over again.

-- You don't even have any kids yet, but you already know what their hair regimen will be.

-- You get super hype when taking down a wrap, roller set, twist out, braid out, etc.

-- You peep the reflection of your hair (not your face lol) when walking pass windows.




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[tiffers]

When your 8 year old says things like:

"Why does that girl have her hair down? Her ends are gonna blow off in the wind!"

"Whoa, she really needs a moisturizer!"

"Her hair's pretty short, she really needs some buns."

*inspects jar of moisturizer I'm about to use in her hair* "That's not grease, is it? 'Cause I don't want grease in my hair."

I don't know WHERE she gets these things.

 

[Hairsnob]

..... every time you see a woman with her hair out you say oh, she's APL or oh, she's BSL, etc. If she's longer than APL you wonder if she's a Nikos cousin and you wonder what is her regimen.

..... you go shopping for clothes and you base your purchases on whether or not you can wear your hair out with it (I stopped buying so many sweaters just because I know I can only wear my hair up when I wear them).

..... your cell phone has more hair photo shots in it than other things.

 

[Lucie]

..... every time you see a woman with her hair out you say oh, she's APL or oh, she's BSL, etc. If she's longer than APL you wonder if she's a Nikos cousin and you wonder what is her regimen.

..... you go shopping for clothes and you base your purchases on whether or not you can wear your hair out with it (I stopped buying so many sweaters just because I know I can only wear my hair up when I wear them).

..... your cell phone has more hair photo shots in it than other things.

Hello sis! You and I are hair fanatic twins!!!

 

[Mische]

..... your cell phone has more hair photo shots in it than other things.

Okay! Sometimes I'm nervous to open my phone up to show somebody a picture because I might have to scroll through multiple hair shots before I get to the right one.

You sit in the quad and show someone how to tell a shed hair from a broken hair. What? She asked how I got my hair "so long" so I started a mini hair lesson... another one is also bringing back a small bottle to collect some Vatika Frosting. Each one teach one!

 

[AryaStarr258]

-When you no longer understand what "mixed hair" is, and only acknowledge hair types

-After looking at the ingredients, you realize your organic hand lotion is better for your hair than all of your actual moisturizers since they have petroleum or mineral oil in it.

-You have the overwhelming urge to give hot oil/ protein treatments to girls with short broken off hair.

-You have to swear off taking progress pictures for 3 months

 

[hothair]

I should generalise this to general product junkiesm.

...you know you are a fanatic when you have a tab open just to buy new products.
...when all the things recommended to you on Amazon/ebay are hair related
...you stare at people's ends while waiting on queues

 

[Dizz]

You break your phone and you're more upset at losing your progress pictures than your contacts list

 

[naturalagain2]

- When you look at conditioners like food wondering what you gonna try next.
- When you pick out products you will use from you cabinet for the next time you wash you and your dd hair.......and you just washed yall hair earlier that day.
- Your dd's no longer want their hair out but are saying "put my hair in a protective style so it will grow".
- Your at home doing other things and you walk by and notice a product you have and you open it up just to smell it....

 

[melissa-bee]

Okay! Sometimes I'm nervous to open my phone up to show somebody a picture because I might have to scroll through multiple hair shots before I get to the right one.

You sit in the quad and show someone how to tell a shed hair from a broken hair. What? She asked how I got my hair "so long" so I started a mini hair lesson... another one is also bringing back a small bottle to collect some Vatika Frosting. Each one teach one!

LOL, this reminds me of the time last year when I told someone I measured my hair with a ruler.

 

[lilyofthenile]

When you're looking for new hair products even though you don't need them.
When you frequent hair forums and hair blogs.

 

[kupenda]

When your coworkers dub you as their personal hair doctor.

When you go to the grocery store to get hair products and forget to get actual groceries

When your SO tells you he saw JBCO for cheap on eBay and asks how many bottles you want

When your friends know what you mean when you say you're DCing

When you can spend $50 on oil and not think twice

When you argue with your mom as to why you need at least three shampoos and triple that amount of conditioners


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[Lila25]

When I want to stop reading LHCF after looking at so many beautiful heads of hair and go do my hair, lol!

 

[Embyra]

When someone asks you a simple question and you go IN about hair porosity texture density......

 

[SmileyNY]

These are great