Would you put breast milk in your hair?

[Long-n-Strong_Naturally]

I was going to do a multiquote thing with the funniest/craziest bits but then I realized I'd have to quote the whole dang thread. You ladies almost made me spit out my water all over my keyboard and void my warranty. Now you know then I'd have to take all y'all to small claims court, don't worry I accept breast milk as payment.

 

[TLC1020]

No way.......

 

[Janet']

Bwahahahahahahahaha

 

[ida2]

I can't y'all too much

 

[ladysaraii]

I hope and pray you are just playing along.

There is NOTHING!!!! in breast milk that will change the texture of someones hair.

I think Curlee's results speak for themselves. (always gotta be a hater, huh)

I just can't with the people. Curlee girl if you are really using it and its working for you keep it going.

Just don't go pouring urine, or semen (human or bovine), or any of the other 'things' I've read people post about.

For real - breast milk is all good with me.

You must not know aobut that cow jizz. I'm telling you, it has made my transition tangle free and painless. And it makes SSKs melt away.

 

[Aviah]

I just wanna know how the heck someone figured that out....

 

[~Sparklingflame~]

I just wanna know how the heck someone figured that out....

As Curlee. Shes the originator.

 

[Aviah]

Just read the rest of the thread, and no I haven't seen the other one you guys are talking about but this one is hilarious...

I have nothing more to say...

 

[Long-n-Strong_Naturally]

I think Curlee's results speak for themselves. (always gotta be a hater, huh)




You must not know aobut that cow jizz. I'm telling you, it has made my transition tangle free and painless. And it makes SSKs melt away.

 

[NicWhite]

I just wanted to give my 2 cents. Those that use baby vomit (mixed with breast milk of course) to loosen their curl pattern are doing yourselves a disservice....Because baby vomit is acidic. You need a more alkaline solution. You really should add baking soda. *Slowly backs out of thread*

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HTH..... Happy Hair Growing!!!

 

[mzteaze]

Y'all about to have me screaming at work. I can't have that.

NicWhite

So, uh, here is my contribution. The Curly Nikki discussion of the use of breast milk. Unconvential Frizz Tips! | Curly Nikki | Natural Hair Styles and Curly Hair Care

*slowly backing away from this thread*

 

[OrangeMoon]

I just wanted to give my 2 cents. Those that use baby vomit (mixed with breast milk of course) to loosen their curl pattern are doing yourselves a disservice....Because baby vomit is acidic. You need a more alkaline solution. You really should add baking soda. *Slowly backs out of thread*

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HTH..... Happy Hair Growing!!!

 

[Curlee_lurker]

I'm lightweight mad Curly Nikki posted that way after I'd been posting my results in my siggie. I feel ripped off.

 

[givemecurls]

WTH did I just walk into??? Vomit, Jizz, Urine, Breast Milk..Geesh

 

[Shadiyah]

well I am getting breast milk from a friend and I will be using it on my hair, yes it is food and so is everything else we use on our hair is for food.

 

[renren]

Im still confused as to whether this is a joke or not. LOL..... oh lawd!!

 

[natura87]

No, as I do not have a supply on standbuy.

 

[drmuffin]

My dog is pregnant and has type 1 fur. Each pint of dog titty milk comes with a free puppy! PM me for details.

BEST. QUOTE. EVER.

 

[Shadiyah]

I guess they turned into a joke but I am serious

 

[**SaSSy**]

LOL, can't believe this crazy thread was bumped. There are even "breastmilk banks" I even found a website:

http://www.hmbana.org/

Maybe ya can lie and said you just adopted a baby

 

[Leeda.the.Paladin]

I am dying laughing at this thread!

NaturallyCurly.com did have an article about using breastmilk in hair, though.

 

[Napp]

I guess they turned into a joke but I am serious

 

[CrownCola]

I was just getting over this. Is it sad that I even clicked the link?

 

[EllePixie]

The breast milk never runs out on this site...sigh.

 

[bahamababe242]

 

[Roux]

desperation is a damn disease!!!

 

[SimJam]

Imma volunteer at the maternity ward of the nearest hospital.
gotta b close to da source....

actually I may even switch out my cousins birthcontrol pills to placebos

gotta have those mammaries producing

:blondboob

 

[CrownCola]

Imma volunteer at the maternity ward of the nearest hospital.
gotta b close to da source.....

actually I may even switch out my cousins birthcontrol pills to placebos

gotta have those mammaries producing

:blondboob

 

[bahamababe242]

found a supplier! so are you ladies baggying, DC'ing or using it as a leave-in

 

[natura87]

Imma volunteer at the maternity ward of the nearest hospital.
gotta b close to da source....

actually I may even switch out my cousins birthcontrol pills to placebos

gotta have those mammaries producing

:blondboob

I just remember that my cousin is a few months preggo. When September gets here it will be on and poppin.