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The Jheri Juice Challengeeeeee!!! Lets get our retention on point!!

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ycj1 said:
Yeah girl I noticed that! But that's ok too! I have always been the type to cover and conceal myself! But I promise this time I'll stay active in this. No more slip ups for me!
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Oh trust me it won't happen again:nono:, Me, Chelz and Diva will be keeping a very close :eye: on you. Diva add Ycj1 to your this juicer done gave me the slip list :lachen:
 
Firstborn2 said:
Diva you know that we offer a Juice Service at a rate of $12.95 per day, where a licensed Juicer :locks:will come to your home:driver: and get that juice on top of your head :clubu:local sales tax does apply in all 50 states.
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Ahhh Shoot,Fizzlebizzle, that needs to be more like $12.95 per session!!!:lachen: And when using our :sekret:Exclusive :drink:"Juice Service":drink: we REQUIRE that you get tha juice on ya head 3x daily...:bat: So thats a total cost of $38.85, NOT INCLUDING TAX:grin:, And you must also pay the licensed juicer some gas money,:driver: enough for them to get to your house and then for them to get back to our Juice Headquarters...:lachen: Oh and pay for them to buy a Happy Meal from Mcdonalds on their lunch break. :look:


:orders:Money Money Money Moneyyyyy,........Moneyyyyyyyyyyyy!!! :dollar::dollar::dollar::dollar::dollar:
 
Firstborn2 said:
Oh trust me it won't happen again:nono:, Me, Chelz and Diva will be keeping a very close :eye: on you. Diva add Ycj1 to your this juicer done gave me the slip list :lachen:
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Yes girl, we need all tha help we can get to round up all these missing juicers!:yep: And to keep them in here on a daily/weekly basis as well...:perplexed
 
Firstborn2 said:
Diva where are you, stop hiding and come in here!!! before I try it, I want to know, is there a strong lingering coffee smell? I don't want to walk around smelling like vanilla coffee bean :lachen:
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Oh mah gooodness, oh mah gooodness! Lawd jeezus, let me come in here! FBizzle tell Double-O, Triple, triple Juice Mobsta Chelz I'm here and juicetified! Let me go rejuicenate before I get juiced dropped!

yes I smell like a coffee factory....all day! walk away from the bean! no joke, i rinsed my hair(coffee) and then water right, juiced up like i was ready for war right, why o why did step outside (i had to got to the bustop for my dd), and smack my damn self with coffee! :lachen: no matter where i walked...had to run and tell my neighbor to get their dd off the bus (i don't have permission to take the little girl off but my neighbor and i are new friends/associates whatever)....so i had a trail of coffee. i swear if i was lost, i'd find my way home.

i never knew it to be that strong. only because i'm always in the house and/or ready for bed so i'm not concentrating on the scent. UNTIL today.

tell me why i her Dewayne from what's happening saying, "Uh uhh!!!" :lachen:
 
DivaD04 said:
Oh mah gooodness, oh mah gooodness! Lawd jeezus, let me come in here! FBizzle tell Double-O, Triple, triple Juice Mobsta Chelz I'm here and juicetified! Let me go rejuicenate before I get juiced dropped!

yes I smell like a coffee factory....all day! walk away from the bean! no joke, i rinsed my hair(coffee) and then water right, juiced up like i was ready for war right, why o why did step outside (i had to got to the bustop for my dd), and smack my damn self with coffee! :lachen: no matter where i walked...had to run and tell my neighbor to get their dd off the bus (i don't have permission to take the little girl off but my neighbor and i are new friends/associates whatever)....so i had a trail of coffee. i swear if i was lost, i'd find my way home.

i never knew it to be that strong. only because i'm always in the house and/or ready for bed so i'm not concentrating on the scent. UNTIL today.

tell me why i her Dewayne from what's happening saying, "Uh uhh!!!" :lachen:
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Lol! Drippin that coffee all ova yo boddy...:lachen:

You will be walking down tha street(:walking:) and then when you turn around and backtrack youll be like hmmmm I smell coffee:scratchch, "Who makes coffee outside?:coffee2:Where dey do that at?":lachen:
 
Chelz said:
I was gonna wash my hair tonight too but I'm lazyyy :drool::drool::drool:


I was gonna prepoo with tha Vatika enriched coconut oil:hula:...:ohwell:

Has DH or tha kids tried your juice or Skala or juicy gel?? :eyebrows2
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Girl plz don't make me relive the infamous Skala incident again:wallbash: I was about to catch a case :lachen: . Dh is not using the juice anymore. My kids don't use it.
 
Sup fellow juicers!!

Just checking in again!!

I DC'd last night before juicing it up and going to bed. Today I juiced with both my CFCG and my SSF and my hair feels nice and soft. :yep:
 
ya'll two make me laugh out loud....every single day!!!!
Chelz, i swear it makes you think you stoled a coffee bar....ah gurl, what chu wont (want)...:grin: i got that fire bean, who said they wanted blue jamaican bean!!! :lachen:
FB what happened!! i want to know!!!
oh i even puttted it on my face, huh! :look: let's just say it was suppose to have tighten my pores but on made my face nice and supple...i think it was to juicy. :lachen:
 
Man, if your juice station is at the Juice HQ's...man that's Big Time! You gotta be juicing every hour on the hour! :lachen::lachen::lachen:
 
DivaD04 said:
ya'll two make me laugh out loud....every single day!!!!
Chelz, i swear it makes you think you stoled a coffee bar....ah gurl, what chu wont (want)...:grin: i got that fire bean, who said they wanted blue jamaican bean!!! :lachen:
FB what happened!! i want to know!!!
oh i even puttted it on my face, huh! :look: let's just say it was suppose to have tighten my pores but on made my face nice and supple...i think it was to juicy. :lachen:
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Just swanggg yo hurrrrr:gorgeous: in their face and they will get an instant coffee fix.

That coffee opened ya pores and they said "Ahhhhhh how refreshing:coffee:"

:lachen::lachen::lachen:
 
Firstborn2 said:
Blue!!! I see that puff Mama, it's hott :drool: How has your retention been since you started juicing?
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Thanks Firstborn2! Your puff inspired me to put my puff up. I have a lot less broken hairs. Not sure about retaining yet b/c I trimmed 2" about 3 weeks ago but ends look good.:yep:
 
ms.blue said:
Thanks Firstborn2! Your puff inspired me to put my puff up. I have a lot less broken hairs. Not sure about retaining yet b/c I trimmed 2" about 3 weeks ago but ends look good.:yep:
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Your puff looks Juicetabulous:lick:, your puff is ready to walk down tha red carpet and receive a
Juice-cademy award!! :trophy:
 
DivaD04 said:
ya'll two make me laugh out loud....every single day!!!!
Chelz, i swear it makes you think you stoled a coffee bar....ah gurl, what chu wont (want)...:grin: i got that fire bean, who said they wanted blue jamaican bean!!! :lachen:
FB what happened!! i want to know!!!
oh i even puttted it on my face, huh! :look: let's just say it was suppose to have tighten my pores but on made my face nice and supple...i think it was to juicy. :lachen:
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Girl I don't dare say what happened...I just found out that he's been checking up on me :sekret: I have to keep the peace and let it go :yep:.

See now I may have to pass on the coffee thang. I don't want to walk around smelling like Starbucks. :ohwell:
 
Firstborn2 said:
Girl I don't dare say what happened...I just found out that he's been checking up on me :sekret: I have to keep the peace and let it go :yep:.

See now I may have to pass on the coffee thang. I don't want to walk around smelling like Starbucks. :ohwell:
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On the computer? :user:

You could probably do tha coffee thing and then cowash? :scratchch
 
Sianna said:
Pfft!! Where else would I be?! When you are as motivated to retain length as I am, you gots to eat, drink, sleep and breath juice at all times!! :yep:
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Allll righty then:lachen:
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Sianna said:
Pfft!! Where else would I be?! When you are as motivated to retain length as I am, you gots to eat, drink, sleep and breath juice at all times!! :yep:
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:look:...and bathe in juice...and use juice when skin is ashy...and brush your teeth with juice, and floss with juice...and use juice as lipgloss, and shampoo,condition,deep condition, and rinse with juice. :yep:
 
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