"Someone Smells Like Campfire"

[sareca]

It could have been worse. She could have said spoiled boar meat. That's what my mother thought it smelled like.

 

[HoneyDew]

It could have been worse. She could have said spoiled boar meat. That's what my mother thought it smelled like.

spoiled boar meat?! LOL

 

[bgsix]

This thread is hilarious. I have tears in my eyes.

 

[MissRissa]

no seriously, im in my little cubicle cracking the hell up!!! i'd a been so embarrassed had I gotten some of those reactions. I'd have probably gone and rinsed my hair out in the bathroom sink.

 

[Cassandra1975]

It could have been worse. She could have said spoiled boar meat. That's what my mother thought it smelled like.

How does one come to know what "spoiled boar meat" smells like?? I guess that would be along the lines of the "bacon" smell.

 

[Cien]

From a user of MTG....
this thread is too funny!! lmao!!!!!!!!

 

[ShiShiPooPoo]

I think that the stench depends on the head of the user

For instance...

Last summer my niece said "Is someone burning leaves?" after I walked into the room. She was on the floorwhen I told her it was that horse stuff.

So I think that for some the emission is a meat stench(boar meat, bacon, beans) while for others it is an outdoors stench (campfire, leaves, mesquite).


Yesterday my coworker was really upset because one of the principals pissed her off...so I was starting to minister to her real good and she leaned in to hug me. I was like "oh...shoot. she's gonna smell it." She didn't say anything though but probably talked about me later

 

[wannabelong]

Ya'll are killing me. Thank you for making my day!

 

[Tylove101]

 

[productjunkie814]

Yeah...I had to stop using it due to that smell. Nothing like dating a vegetarian and you walking around smelling straight up like bacon! Minty bacon, I might add, because I added peppermint and rosemary essential oils to try and help with the smell.

Since then, I just bought my own sulfur powder and mixed it with oils...It smells nothing like MTG. To me, it doesn't have a smell at all.

I have a nagging feeling that my hair smells like minty bacon today...needless to say, my office door is shut

 

[berry87]

 

[purity28]

This is the funniest thing

 

[Chrissy811]

Lawd, I have some in today thank goodness I usually work alone!!!

 

[ivyQuietstorm]