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Patient1...I Gotta Bone to Pick with You and Your Products!

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Lavendar

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Well...I just tried the Citrus Musk Oil and I do have to admit that I love it and it is my favorite scent. BUT there should be warning labels on your products cause there are some side effects that everyone should be aware of.:mad: So let me tell you what happened to me.......:(

After showering and using the oil from neck to toe, which is my usual routine, I went to work (my home office). So I was working contently, minding my business, and my DH managed to slip in my office without me hearing him cause I was plugged up to some headphones. All of a sudden this crazy man starts licking my shoulder....talking about "Mmmm what's that you got on!" Now I don't know if you put something in this to make it taste good, cause frankly I didn't think to taste it. To make a long story short and skip all the :eek: details, it took some coaxing to get this man to regain his composure!

ALL I'M SAYING IS....if you are going to be selling aphrodisiacs disguised as hair and body products, you oughta warn a sista first!!!! At least give your sistas on LHCF a heads up....I mean I thought we all had some kinda bond around here!!! Really there should be a warning label for potential side effects, like on store-bought products. Like maybe...Warning: This scent may potentially cause extreme hormonal surges in the male species. GEEZ!!!!

Okay...my rant is over, I just had to get that off my chest!
BTW, I will be placing an order for a gallon....can you upgrade me???:lachen:
 
Man, as soon as I come up I will be placing an order for several of her products. They all look awesome. :)
 
I love the fact that they are so reasonable. I had to control myself. But I did order the pomade and the sampler. $20.00 is not bad for 4 products.
 
You almost killed me Lavendar. I'm still recovering. I'm a bit lightheaded.

I was just coming in for a quick "new posts" look before going to my mama's house when I saw your thread title.

:eek: I was like, OH Shiznit! What in the world did I do???????????

I'm glad you love it. Usually it's the Signature Samadhi that has the effect on the men.

I guess Tina was wrong: Ain't nothing wrong with a good lickin' from the hubby sometimes. LOL!!

Thanks for sharing that with me. I might just HAVE to add a warning. :D

p1
 
Lavendar said:
BTW, I will be placing an order for a gallon....can you upgrade me???:lachen:

:lol: :lol: Too cute.
Patient1 said:
I guess Tina was wrong: Ain't nothing wrong with a good lickin' from the hubby sometimes. LOL!!
:lol: :lol:
 
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LocksOfLuV said:
:lachen: This was the cutest post! I LOVE IT!

Me too, girl, I had to go back and read it again...:lachen:

Now, I'm off to order some. Actually maybe not, DH doesn't need anymore excitement :eek: :p
 
Lavendar said:
Well...I just tried the Citrus Musk Oil and I do have to admit that I love it and it is my favorite scent. BUT there should be warning labels on your products cause there are some side effects that everyone should be aware of.:mad: So let me tell you what happened to me.......:(

After showering and using the oil from neck to toe, which is my usual routine, I went to work (my home office). So I was working contently, minding my business, and my DH managed to slip in my office without me hearing him cause I was plugged up to some headphones. All of a sudden this crazy man starts licking my shoulder....talking about "Mmmm what's that you got on!" Now I don't know if you put something in this to make it taste good, cause frankly I didn't think to taste it. To make a long story short and skip all the :eek: details, it took some coaxing to get this man to regain his composure!

ALL I'M SAYING IS....if you are going to be selling aphrodisiacs disguised as hair and body products, you oughta warn a sista first!!!! At least give your sistas on LHCF a heads up....I mean I thought we all had some kinda bond around here!!! Really there should be a warning label for potential side effects, like on store-bought products. Like maybe...Warning: This scent may potentially cause extreme hormonal surges in the male species. GEEZ!!!!

Okay...my rant is over, I just had to get that off my chest!
BTW, I will be placing an order for a gallon....can you upgrade me???:lachen:


That was too funny:lol:
 
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patient1 said:
You almost killed me Lavendar. I'm still recovering. I'm a bit lightheaded.

I was just coming in for a quick "new posts" look before going to my mama's house when I saw your thread title.

:eek: I was like, OH Shiznit! What in the world did I do???????????

I'm glad you love it. Usually it's the Signature Samadhi that has the effect on the men.

I guess Tina was wrong: Ain't nothing wrong with a good lickin' from the hubby sometimes. LOL!!

Thanks for sharing that with me. I might just HAVE to add a warning. :D

p1

Hey lady, sorry for all the drama but I'm a sucker for a good laugh!:lol: I did tell it like it was though! My first thought was, Dang! what's in this stuff? I love it though, its my favorite scent and it lasts all day until I shower again. It's actually the longest lasting scented product I've used in a longggg time, and I try a lot of stuff. It lasts much, much longer than Bath and Body Works. I sure wish there was a body mist and body wash in that scent.....hint, hint...;)
 
Lavendar said:
... it lasts all day until I shower again. It's actually the longest lasting scented product I've used in a longggg time, and I try a lot of stuff. It lasts much, much longer than Bath and Body Works. ...
I totally agree!!!

Your original post had me cracking up! Too cute!

Now....let me go break out my Citrus Musk and see what happpens! ;)
 
Lavendar said:
Hey lady, sorry for all the drama but I'm a sucker for a good laugh!:lol: I did tell it like it was though! My first thought was, Dang! what's in this stuff? I love it though, its my favorite scent and it lasts all day until I shower again. It's actually the longest lasting scented product I've used in a longggg time, and I try a lot of stuff. It lasts much, much longer than Bath and Body Works. I sure wish there was a body mist and body wash in that scent.....hint, hint...;)

I shared your aphrodisiac story with my mom aand she agreed. She told me that she had stopped by the city's printing shop wearing SS and one of the guys said, "God you smell!" so another guy stepped up and said, "Ohh yeah. It smells like, like...I WANT YOU!":eek: :eek:

My mom is 62 and single so I'm sure she wasn't complaining. :grin: My mom's a Valentino fragrance type of woman so I never thought she'd like it. I had made little bottles of floral oil for her and her friends dinner date and she called saying they loved it, but she wasn't talking about the florals. These retirees loved the SS. I never would have thunk it. :confused:

I'm not saying the oils are an aphrodisiac but I have found that men find the scent sorta sexy.

I got another one in the works. :)

p1
 
preciousjewel76 said:
HILARIOUS!:lol:

(That reminds me, I have to try the Signature Samadhi out on the SO soon....:D)

You better hurry up and pull out the SS scent! That smells sooooo good. I almost didnt try the Citrus Scent because I was so in love with the SS. Now I love them both! (but Signature Samadhi has a edge.)

I have never oilded up this much faithfully. My skin is thanking me for it. It's so soft and smooth. My husband doesnt mention the scents, but he always comment on how soft and smooth my legs are. :up:
 
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