Blackpearl1993
Well-Known Member
This thread is all about the funny things that kids say about God, church, and the Bible. Please share ladies, because we could all use a good laugh.
I'll start:
My DD is 6 and she says that God visits her when she's asleep. She said that He is very tall, wears neat sunglasses and has pretty white teeth. But most of all, she said that he loves to play and laugh with her.
DS is 4 and yesterday he said he was going to get married. He said, " I'm looking for a lady that doesn't believe in false gods, 'cause you don't want to be egg yoked (unequally yoked)" When I asked him more about his search, he sighed and looked at me like I had no idea what I was talking about. "Mommy I'm not looking for her RIGHT now, it's bathtime!"
I'll start:
My DD is 6 and she says that God visits her when she's asleep. She said that He is very tall, wears neat sunglasses and has pretty white teeth. But most of all, she said that he loves to play and laugh with her.
DS is 4 and yesterday he said he was going to get married. He said, " I'm looking for a lady that doesn't believe in false gods, 'cause you don't want to be egg yoked (unequally yoked)" When I asked him more about his search, he sighed and looked at me like I had no idea what I was talking about. "Mommy I'm not looking for her RIGHT now, it's bathtime!"