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ChynaDoll.K

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so im at home bored and started thinking of pure randomness about hair and i came up with a story


Its friday night and me and my SO JOICO are at home on the couch watching re-runs of CSI(chi silk infusion). JOICO turns to me and says KENRA have you heard the new SILK ELEMENTS CD by REDKEN.
He gets up puts on a song called ALTER-EGO
and pulls me up to dance with him, he was so into the song
he starts grabbing on my MANE AND TAIL :blush:.

THE END :grin:

I'll leave the rest of the story to the imagination
Ladies feel free to make up your own story.
 
So me and my boyfriend Paul Mitchell were on a date at this new place called Giovanni's. The waitress came by and said, "Hi my name is Aveda, would you like to start with a drink, maybe some coconut milk or apple cider vinegar? Or perhaps you'd like to try our special dessert of the day, Banana Brulee?" So my bf looks at me with that *let's get outta here* look, givin me the Motions to hit the road.

And I'm like "No, I think Aveda's friends with my friend Carol's daughter, let's give her a chance." Plus the White Rain was starting to fall outside, and I was NOT about to risk reversion. :nono:

ummm yeah, my story sucks, I'm just bored, fighting sleep. :drunk: :look:
 
....as we danced underneath the Dark and Lovely night, the full moon made my Soul Glo and I felt the power of Africa's Pride. I peeked over to my right and noticed how beautiful Jheri's Curls were...and when I asked her to share her secret, she said "I can't because it's Just For Me". After her rude comment, I no longer felt her Herbal Essence, but then she laughed and said she was just kidding and told me she drinks WGO with every meal.

hehehe that was fun!
 
I needed some Optimum Care, so I decided to take a drive down to Silk Element's Salon. On my way, I spotted my friend Kera Care. She'd doused her TWA with S-curl so it was still super soft. We decided to take a ride in her car, and she drove like a speed demon so the motions plus my fear, made me a little sick. I like to take my own products to the BSS so she took me to Sally's Beauty Supply. I picked up some Hawaiian Silky to go with the stash of products I'd ordered online from Karen's Body Beautiful. We then took a detour to the BSS, while the rain poured down so hard it looked like an Aqua Net. The stylist wet set my hair using Giovanni Leave in direct, even though I protested and said it made my hair hard, crunchy, dry, and flaky.

"I didn't use too much and you'll be fine. If not, your Dr. can work a Miracle to soothe your scalp,"

I rolled my eyes, as she slathed FHI hot sauce on each roller to protect my hair from heat damage[/B].

"But I brought my own products," I protested.

"I know what is best," she said.

"Sit under the Pibbs for a blinging set,"

So I sat under the Pibbs, and I hoped and I prayed.

My roller set came out Dark and Lovely, my scalp was not itchy, and I was satisfied.
 
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