Going Around Looking Like Bushwack Bill...

[Alpha Female]

I knew from reading the boards that stretching would not be easy, but my God, it's only been 8 weeks. I can't stop thinking how much better I would feel (how much better I would look!) if I could just get my hands on somebody's relaxer! I feel like an addict on crack or like Popeye with spinach, if I could just get my hair relaxed, all would be right with the world - war in Iraq over, world hunger solved, cure for cancer & AIDS, my Mr. Right would show up, hell, I could probably leap tall buildings in a single bound if I could just get a relaxer! Somebody, please... remind me again why I'm stretching! 'Cause going around looking like Bushwack Bill wasn't what I was looking for!

 

[chellero]

Just think about how much healthier and longer your hair will be when you finally get to relax. Maybe you can get braids or something....

 

[ShiShiPooPoo]

I knew from reading the boards that stretching would not be easy, but my God, it's only been 8 weeks. I can't stop thinking how much better I would feel (how much better I would look!) if I could just get my hands on somebody's relaxer! I feel like an addict on crack or like Popeye with spinach, if I could just get my hair relaxed, all would be right with the world - war in Iraq over, world hunger solved, cure for cancer & AIDS, my Mr. Right would show up, hell, I could probably leap tall buildings in a single bound if I could just get a relaxer! Somebody, please... remind me again why I'm stretching! 'Cause going around looking like Bushwack Bill wasn't what I was looking for!

Yeah honey, that ain't good!