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Best Thing E-v-e-rrrrrrrrr!!!!!

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DeltaQT

OO-OOOOOOOOP!!!!
Best Thing E-v-e-rrrrrrrrr!!!!!- My Testimony


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Wrote a song about it....Like to hear it, here it goes...:grin:


TO THE BEAT OF DESTINY'S CHILD "SOLDIER"...

[First Rap: T.I (DC)]

Hey (I want PHYTO!)
From what I heard, you're the hottest around
They'll know it when they see me with my hair hangin down
(I got PHYTO!)
Wit the curls down bouncin around..
Shakin' and swingin' each side..can't believe my eyes
Wit the smooth ends at the bottom, roots straight and real fine
When them stylists be spittin' at you tell 'em don't even try it
I'll push it with Seng and kick it wit Kaddy & DSD
Cause anthing else is out of its league
Please!

[Hook: DC]
If ya don't have Egg
I ain't usin' it
Betta have Soya if ya lookin at me...
I need PHYTO
That ain't scared to straighten up for me
Known to carry Extracts

That are just right for me..
If your status ain't Egg
I ain't usin' it
Betta have Soya if ya lookin at me...
I need PHYTO
That ain't scared to straighten up for me

Gon' have all my hair
Growin' down to my feet....

ALL MY PHYTO USERS.....WHERE YA AT? WHERE YA AT?


**THE END**

:lol: I guess you all can tell that it finally came and that I am veeerrryyyy happy with the results....

Got me SANGIN' !!!:lachen::lachen:
 
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Hey DeltaQT,

I am really happy that you had a good relaxing experience. Welcome to the club girl :band: :band2: :dance7:

I wanna see pictures!!!
 
I likey!!!! but girl you had some time on yo' hands didn't ya? :lachen:

But really though, you would make a good advertiser, if that's not what you already do. :yep:

You should think about marketing, 'cause if I wasn't natural and seen a commercial with that song you made, I'd prolly go try this out.
 
Where do you guys get this relaxer from. Looks like I am going to jump on the bandwagon
 
This is OUTSTANDING!!!!!

I was looking at this laughing and singing it.
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I think I am going to put this in the Phyto thread I created yesterday.

Relaxer so good, made a sista write a song. That's a club bang-a!!!!! :lachen:
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I am glad you had a wonderful experience with the PhytoRelaxer, DeltaQT!!!!
 
:lachen: :lachen: Delta your song got me cracking up at my desk. You are crazy. Glad the Phyto worked well for ya! ;)
 
Girl you are crazy, got me at work trying to sing that song and find the right beat. :lachen: :lachen: You girls are going to get me on to Phyto soon with all this peer pressure !! :grin:
 
:lachen::lachen: :lachen: I almost missed this thread! Wonderful song Delta and thanks for the lyrical shout out! :lol: I'm happy you and your hair are converts. Girl, I've been swinging my fresh relaxer all week! I had the prettiest hair in NYC last weekend, if I may say so myself. I keep hoping SherryLove was tucked in the house, so we wouldn't have to have a show down on the train! :lol:
 
That song is hilarious!!!

Phyto will be my next relaxer (and maybe my last) ;)
 
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