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Do you use growth aids?
Is your neck always oily?
Do you wake up to a pillow that looks like it belongs to this guy?
If so, have I got something special for YOU!
You see my friend, I used to be in the same boat. My neck was so shiny that passers-by would use it as a mirror to make sure they didn't have brocolli stuck in their teeth. It was traumatizing and oh so embarrassing.
But those days are behind me and I've never been happier.
The solution was so simple, I can't believe that it hadn't crossed my mind before!
And it can be yours for the low price of $29.99
And if you pay now, I'll even share my ancient unicorn secret for keeping your hair lusciously soft. *waits for payment to go through*
........
Okay, are you ready?
Good, I'll give you the steps to keeping oil off your neck.
Now, what most people do is part their hair and squeeze oil (out of a pointy tip bottle) directly onto the scalp.
My technique is entirely different. My technique is EPIC.
Instead of pouring oil on your scalp, my friend, pour a little bit of oil onto the tips of your fingers.
You see, oil spreads far easier than we think it does. Only a tiny bit is needed. It is true.
Pour about a pea size amount onto your fingers and spread that oil onto all of your fingers on both hands. Now massage all of the back of your head, up to your crown.
After that is complete, pour another pea size amount onto your fingers, spread the oil onto all fingers, and massage the top/front of your scalp. From crown to edges.
When you pull your fingers away, you will find that they still have oil on them. This is your proof that the oil is plentiful and is more than enough to spread across the entirety of your scalp.
The days of dumping oil directly on your scalp are now over.
You're welcome.
Now, onto my ultra unicorn secret to soft and luscious hair:
Sapote Oil.
Sealing with it will change your life.
You're welcome again.
*end of infomercial*
Is your neck always oily?
Do you wake up to a pillow that looks like it belongs to this guy?
If so, have I got something special for YOU!
You see my friend, I used to be in the same boat. My neck was so shiny that passers-by would use it as a mirror to make sure they didn't have brocolli stuck in their teeth. It was traumatizing and oh so embarrassing.
But those days are behind me and I've never been happier.
The solution was so simple, I can't believe that it hadn't crossed my mind before!
And it can be yours for the low price of $29.99
And if you pay now, I'll even share my ancient unicorn secret for keeping your hair lusciously soft. *waits for payment to go through*........
Okay, are you ready?
Good, I'll give you the steps to keeping oil off your neck.
Now, what most people do is part their hair and squeeze oil (out of a pointy tip bottle) directly onto the scalp.
My technique is entirely different. My technique is EPIC.
Instead of pouring oil on your scalp, my friend, pour a little bit of oil onto the tips of your fingers.
You see, oil spreads far easier than we think it does. Only a tiny bit is needed. It is true.
Pour about a pea size amount onto your fingers and spread that oil onto all of your fingers on both hands. Now massage all of the back of your head, up to your crown.
After that is complete, pour another pea size amount onto your fingers, spread the oil onto all fingers, and massage the top/front of your scalp. From crown to edges.
When you pull your fingers away, you will find that they still have oil on them. This is your proof that the oil is plentiful and is more than enough to spread across the entirety of your scalp.
The days of dumping oil directly on your scalp are now over.
You're welcome.
Now, onto my ultra unicorn secret to soft and luscious hair:
Sapote Oil.
Sealing with it will change your life.
You're welcome again.
*end of infomercial*
