SPERM FOR GROWTH?

[tolly]

my hair is growing just fine without it!

 

[Renewed1]

Where do ya'll come up with this stuff??

I'm scared to know what people will come up with next.

 

[SerenavanderWoodsen]

I'll pass . And I really don't understand how human semen at least in it's unmixed form could possibly be good for the hair as a leave in since it dries up and hardens and might not rinse out easily.
You're better off using an egg if you need protein that badly and you can't afford a conditioner.
This thread is a joke right?

 

[Lyric]

I'm told my DH about this thread and he said, "Well babe, I know how important your hair is to you so..."

You'll never hear the end of this idea

 

[HAIRapy]

I would rather have average growth. I can't stand to look at the stuff. Just the sight of it makes me gag... same with snot/phlegm, some liquid soaps, and anything else with that consistency... Eww!

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[Miss*Tress]

Just checking that everyone knows that the conditioner uses oil from the sperm whale and not sperm from the whale...

ETA: Never mind; I see it's been said already...twice.

 

[Khaiya]

Just imagine the quantity it would take to do a proper dc...unless some a ya'll are dating whale men.........

 

[LoveBeautyKisses]

Look ya'll times are hard. Sometimes we just have to get some (Phuck Treatments) we all can't afford Aphogee its a recession. Jk

Lol let do a bust a nut challenge 2012 lol jk

I had to laugh at this

 

[**SaSSy**]

I'm not in desperation of long hair enough to use my hair as a shoot bucket

 

[Guitarhero]

 

[Seamonster]

If this catches on, I'm picturing someone at Sea World going into the black market selling Shamu's sperm.

Now I know why Shamu is so friendly, he is looking for a hand.

 

[Seamonster]

Hum, I suffer from depression and bald spots. SO is going to have to up his game for the cure. :whipped:

 

[ladylibra_30]

I'm in my kitchen right now mixing up a recipe-

Pre-Cum - Use daily for light hold
Cum - Use for heavy, defined hold
Leaky Dick - Use on ends and edges

 

[Nix08]

What's going on in this thread??? SMH at the title but off to to take it all in

 

[likewtr4chklit]

I've been using jizz in my DC for years. Y'all are so late. SMH

 

[destine2grow]

I'm in my kitchen right now mixing up a recipe-

Pre-Cum - Use daily for light hold
Cum - Use for heavy, defined hold
Leaky Dick - Use on ends and edges

I can"t!!!

 

[Dominicanatural]

This is not what I expected when I went to LHCF this afternoon!

But you know what they say about biotin and MSM. Growth aids don't work best when applied topically. They need to be taken internally...

 

[Seamonster]

I'm in my kitchen right now mixing up a recipe-

Pre-Cum - Use daily for light hold
Cum - Use for heavy, defined hold
Leaky Dick - Use on ends and edges

it's my edges that need the most help, unfortunately my SO isn't a leaker. Not to be outdone, I am going into the kitchen.

I am going to insist that he eat wheat germ in his oatmeal every morning with coconut milk. Going to make him a pot of maca spiked oyster clam chowder, served with brown rice every week. I am giving him a big box of pumpkin seeds for Christmas, and going to shove some L'arginine and zinc into his morning smoothie. If my nickname is cousin it next year, ya'll will know why. :reddancer:


Foods that increase sperm volume celery, whole grains, pumpkin seed, coconut milk, shellfish, wheat germ, and oysters.

A lot of guys would love it if they could make like one of the characters in Scary Movie and ejaculate so much that they plaster their girlfriends against the ceiling. And although that won't likely be happening anytime soon, it's believed that wheat germ increases seminal output. Bon appétit.
(Butter's note: I only tried it once and it thickened my load like I've rarely seen before. Eat with oatmeal for better results)

Amino acids, if taken regularly, are generally believed to increase ejaculate fluid. On the other hand, zinc seems to improve both the amount of sperm produced as well as the sperm's ability to move spontaneously and independently. Together with amino acids, this will increase normal sperm count and volume significantly.
Amino acids are believed to increase ejaculate fluid (not the amount of actual sperm necessarily) if taken regularly. Some amino acids include:

L-ARGININE HCL
Studies show sperm and semen volume doubles, fertility improves (even among men with low sperm counts or poor sperm motility), and sperm health and activity increase with supplementation. Arginine is found in high concentrations in nuts and seeds like peanuts and almonds. It can also be found in chocolate and raisins. Some Natural Sources: Nuts, sunflower seeds, sesame seeds, chocolate, popcorn, raisins, brown rice, carob, gelatin desserts, oatmeal, whole wheat bread, and protein rich foods.

L-LYSINE
Researchers find that this amino acids plus zinc increases sperm produced, stimulates testosterone production, and improves semen quality.

EPIMEDIUM SAGITTATUM
Sometimes called "horny goat weed," this botanical boosts libido and testosterone levels for greater sperm production for a strong ejaculation.

ZINC OXIDE
Has been shown to increase number of sperm and sperm motility by 80% to 200% by aiding testosterone synthesis.

L-CARNITINE
This amino acid is found in high concentrations in healthy sperm. Proven to significantly increase the percentage of highly motile sperm.

CATUABA BARK
Brazilian herb that strengthens the libido, and nourishes the entire male reproductive system.

PUMPKIN SEED
Supports prostate health and hormonal production. While they may not readily increase sperm volume, they do enhance prostate health and testosterone production.

MACA
Legendary South American botanical proven to promote libido, potency and energy.

Ginseng Y
ohimbe bark
Vitamin C, E
Magnesium
(Butter's note: Lecithin added daily increases amount, not thickness)

Zinc has been shown to improve both the amount of sperm you produce and the sperm's ability to move spontaneously and independently. Coupled with amino acids (see above), this will increase sperm volume significantly.
(Butter's note: Not as miraculous as they make it sound, but regular zinc intake (50mgs a day) does increase quantity somewhat.)

Whatever a pill company's claims are, you can probably do just as well with zinc and lecithin supplements. (Use zinc supplements in moderation; too much zinc intake can be dangerous.) For some guys, these nutrients do have a noticeable effect on ejaculation volume, and they're a lot cheaper and easier to get. In general, stay away from mail-order pills sold by less-than-reputable companies; you really don't know what's in them, and their claims are almost always untrue or at least greatly exaggerated.

 

[My Friend]

ITA^^^^^ Plus I think this GA should be taken internally and not topically

 

[MixedBerry]

"Momma your hair is so long and beautiful." - child

"Thanks baby. I have your brothers and sisters to thank." -mother

 

[peachfuzzz]

WOW! My kids are asking why I'm laughing so loud! This is but I know my husband would ask me to try it

 

[Klearli]

I haven't read this thread...but I hate when it accidentally gets in my hair. You gotta be soooo careful when you wash it out...because it will just *snap* off.

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[TootiePie]

Roffle


Roftllllll

 

[GreenApple]

Wow. No way that is beyond gross

 

[My Friend]

Don't let these unicorns fool ya Theres going to be a whole bunch of bsl ,wsl and hl reveals come spring and summer.

 

[kandegirl]

Ya'll are too funny but I know some people probably went and tried the actual verson. I just tired my whale spearm conditioner this week. Read good reviews online. oh.....and I heard whale sperm is the type of whale .

 

[LovelyNaps26]

wayyyl a good 13% of y'all, based on the poll, are using some version of this method. i think henna will be about as much as i'll do for a natural reconstructor/protein.

and if some of y'all think this is gross i won't be surprised if someone posts a thread on the benefits of other bodily excretions on the hair. at that point i will have bow out of the hair forum

 

[LovelyNaps26]

Don't let these unicorns fool ya Theres going to be a whole bunch of bsl ,wsl and hl reveals come spring and summer.

yeah, and when they say "oh, it was just olive oil" i'll be giving them this:

 

[Seamonster]

Don't let these unicorns fool ya Theres going to be a whole bunch of bsl ,wsl and hl reveals come spring and summer.

lol, spring is going to be off the chain.

 

[TaylorT]

I don't know whether to or .